Space unicorn engineer by day, comedy robot novelist by night. Invented the paperless butter knife. Always 0s and 1s ahead. #Entrepreneur#AIJockey#Ninja
Been using Viktor (@get_viktor_com) as my personal assistant. Viktor doing Viktor things is SO Viktor, and is helping me a TON!
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I accidentally built a children's book company because I don't know how to have normal hobbies.
Libronauts turns your kid into the hero of a custom storybook. Real photo, original story, original illustrations. No templates. It exists for one kid only.
https://t.co/VYTD7BYiog
If you bought my new book: THANK YOU. Truly.
If you also leave an honest Amazon review: I will love you forever*.
*Forever may be a scientific exaggeration.
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I made a kids’ science book.
It’s educational.
It’s chaotic.
It’s… disgustingly fun.
Doctor Kaboom’s Bonkers Book of Gross Facts!
200+ real science facts about slime, snot, bugs, barf, poop and all the things kids find hilarious.
Check it out! https://t.co/nlJILQNRuH
I usually just say I build “software stuff.”
But this one’s different.
Undelulu isn’t a product.
It’s a love letter in code.
For anyone who’s ever whispered, “I just wish someone would listen.”
🖤 https://t.co/RUbH8lx2s9
A new pope!
Pope Leo XIV was officially chosen today. He says he wants to bring the Church into the modern era—starting by replacing confession booths with anonymous Google Forms.
The Vatican unveiled Pope Francis’s tomb, but the kerning is so off, it reads like ‘F R A NCIS VS’—which sounds less like a pope and more like a ‘Fast & Furious’ sequel.