August Trometer

Space unicorn engineer by day, comedy robot novelist by night. Invented the paperless butter knife. Always 0s and 1s ahead. #Entrepreneur #AIJockey #Ninja

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You can check out Viktor for free. Yes, I'm shilling. But damn, it's pretty awesome.

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@KingTunde_SZN 3452839

I have a hard time believing this isn't bogus.

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Been using Viktor (@get_viktor_com) as my personal assistant. Viktor doing Viktor things is SO Viktor, and is helping me a TON!

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I accidentally built a children's book company because I don't know how to have normal hobbies.

Libronauts turns your kid into the hero of a custom storybook. Real photo, original story, original illustrations. No templates. It exists for one kid only.

https://t.co/VYTD7BYiog

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If you bought my new book: THANK YOU. Truly.
If you also leave an honest Amazon review: I will love you forever*.

*Forever may be a scientific exaggeration.

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Plot twist: my kids’ book full of poop facts is the #1 New Release in Doctors & Medicine Humor.

Science is weird.

https://t.co/nlJILQNRuH

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I made a kids’ science book.
It’s educational.
It’s chaotic.
It’s… disgustingly fun.

Doctor Kaboom’s Bonkers Book of Gross Facts!
200+ real science facts about slime, snot, bugs, barf, poop and all the things kids find hilarious.

Check it out! https://t.co/nlJILQNRuH

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@NoDMsPerfavore I slowly disintegrated.

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Thought I'd do some baking today.

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@DumplingAI REPURPOSE

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School: humanity’s first group babysitting hack disguised as education.

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I usually just say I build “software stuff.”
But this one’s different.

Undelulu isn’t a product.
It’s a love letter in code.
For anyone who’s ever whispered, “I just wish someone would listen.”

🖤 https://t.co/RUbH8lx2s9

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Today’s Forecast: 80% chance of chaos, 20% chance of remembering your password.

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Soon...

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RIP George Wendt
Have a cold one for me, George.

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@star_empire664 @honestfc1 Yes?

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A new pope!

Pope Leo XIV was officially chosen today. He says he wants to bring the Church into the modern era—starting by replacing confession booths with anonymous Google Forms.

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The Vatican unveiled Pope Francis’s tomb, but the kerning is so off, it reads like ‘F R A NCIS VS’—which sounds less like a pope and more like a ‘Fast & Furious’ sequel.

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@Richard_Kadrey Today, you are my favorite person!