August

I love Rubik’s cubes😺

[August @AugustAllergies]

It’s so over

[August @AugustAllergies]

I’m taking storm damage outside what is this #ontario

[August @AugustAllergies]

@percy_meow Brutal😭

[August @AugustAllergies]

I cried in front of him and now he doesn’t answer my messages #whatthatmean

[August @AugustAllergies]

@jk_rowling Don’t you have a day job or something?

[eve @eeveeithink]

just sucked her dick

[August @AugustAllergies]

@percy_meow Usually something like “pls hit me” but that’s just me maybe

[August @AugustAllergies]

God gives his biggest dicks to his prettiest tgirls

[August @AugustAllergies]

I’ve been promoted to chancellor of patheticsville

[August @AugustAllergies]

@percy_meow Truth nuke

[August @AugustAllergies]

@percy_meow 😟

[August @AugustAllergies]

ALERT THE PRESS

[August @AugustAllergies]

One time I was talking with someone and they said “if I saw you walking towards me on the sidewalk I would cross the street” and that was probably the most suicidal I’ve ever been

[August @AugustAllergies]

@percy_meow

[August @AugustAllergies]

If you attack my base you should be publicly executed

[August @AugustAllergies]

Hot guy in my bed: what are you doing over there?? Come back to beddd
Me: I fucking love sustainable packaging holy shit

[August @AugustAllergies]

There is a certain allure of being a straight man that I understand

[jake @wormpuller]

Holy shit

[Dev @sleepy_devo]

a group of pikmin taking down a bulborb

[melliferous the way i got honeys @privOTUS]

YouTuber Markiplier broke down in tears after his self-financed horror movie "Iron Lung" opened to $23 at the worldwide box office: “Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked”