August_KM

Midas Touch

[‘Cole 🌞💗 @nicr1zzyyy]

just seen a video of a group of people unarresting themselves 😭
one of the guys said “na btw we are not doing this” and alighted the mariamu
and then the cops ask “so mumekataa”
other guy: “hatujakataa” as he also gets out of the mariamu

my generation >>>>> 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[☬ My Heart Is In Rosario ☬ @Shavin_]

Hate how as a Kenyan, everyday feels like we are parenting Kipchirchir through his presidency because he's a toddler that wants to mess up everything.

It's all "Wacha!" "Usiguze hio" "Usiuze hio" "Usiibe hio" "Usikule pesa ya education" "Nisikupate na terrorists" for fucks sake!

[Saīñt @BBevvone]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo

[FERDINAND OMONDI @FerdyOmondi]

Breaking news: WE WON!

The Kenya Seed and Plants Varieties Act, which threatened to fine and jail farmers for sharing uncertified seeds, has been declared unconstitutional!

Farmers break into celebration at the offices of Greenpeace Africa, which sponsored the case

[My heart is in Toulouse @Tee_Felicit]

Anyways,so I had an ex who always wanted me to moan in Kibukusu. "Msale khupaa" "Ewe ndio papa khupaa"
😭😭😭
Muniombee

[August_KM @August_KMA]

Raq for sure...no one else comes close

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

Put these 4 in a room,who is coming out alive?

[August_KM @August_KMA]

Real life boondocks episode

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Las Vegas restaurant “Heart Attack Grill” known for its notoriously unhealthy food, rewards customers who weigh more than 350 pounds with FREE FOOD!

[August_KM @August_KMA]

Big Daddy backs was in a toxic relationship

[Naochii Gauff🎀🪽 @rocyoncee]

This is like the Opposite of Kibaki‘s address

[Nyakach @Javan_Ochieng_]

@citizentvkenya A true bull perishes with fresh grass between its teeth.

[August_KM @August_KMA]

How enlightening!

[August_KM @August_KMA]

FOMO

[captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪 @luhyaheat]

@igabantu with the insane catch and then @bienaimesol went straight to work!!
What a moment!
Toss back by omwami was great too🔥

[YOUnique Man @GeorgeYOUniq_]

Hi World 🌍

I make large art pieces for both corporates and hotels. This is a good example of the same.

Meet MUFASA, a wildlife themed piece for Nivea Kenya's offices.

#younique

[August_KM @August_KMA]

@kaundalvin Akawaacha mkiwa paralysed 😭😭😭

[August_KM @August_KMA]

@gingerlikethat Can you explain further? I am curious

[Lukorito @Lukorito_]

I once worshipped at a Jehovah's Witness church. Services were nice because it was always more of a discussion than preaching. After a month I asked my friend, "Since I've been coming here there has never been an offertory session during the service. How does one contribute?" ...

[Ziya! @ziyaafrica]

Man, I hate this government so much

[THE CHELSEA FORUM @TheChelseaForum]

Influence this 🤝🥳

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

“Nobody can beat this PSG super team “

Chelsea: