amy ⚰️

Release your grip and face the tide accepting this damnation

[amy ⚰️ @Augustadt1]

okay if the weekend could get here so I can see my boo, that would be great

[amy ⚰️ @Augustadt1]

Karma is such a bitch. I love it.

[amy ⚰️ @Augustadt1]

Next unnecessary hobby I want to do: buy a motorcycle 🫡

[amy ⚰️ @Augustadt1]

I don’t care what anyone says, I STILL listen to Ke$has first two albums regularly.

[NC @undecyn]

@Slatzism If the question is "which sex functions better solo, w/out a romantic partner," from what I've read it's clearly women (income, health, QoL etc), but basically seems to come down to who can maintain a social network w/out a partner, & not turn into a stewing gollum if left alone.

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

men simply don’t understand that they aren’t competing with other men for a woman’s affections — they’re competing with her solitude.

if your son can’t make a woman happier than she is on her own, why tf would she have him around?

[🆗🆗🆗🆗🆗 @Thatonefool08]

A 🧵 on why season 4 of SpongeBob should be considered part of the golden age

There’s way too many amazing jokes in this season to fit on this thread so feel free to rewatch it!

[Vic Damone Jr @wholesomefoxx]

Crying at people just now realizing what American Idiot is about

[amy ⚰️ @Augustadt1]

too much loss this year. i don’t think i can handle anything else.

[amy ⚰️ @Augustadt1]

no because celebrities only pretend to care because this is just another trend to them. It’s actually embarrassing.

[amy ⚰️ @Augustadt1]

Us & Them by Kublai Khan TX is 🫶🏻

[amy ⚰️ @Augustadt1]

When will it be my turn 😒

[Donella @donellamafia]

This guy I went on two dates with just delivered an $800 espresso machine to my house because I mentioned how I’ve really been into coffee lately

[Donella @donellamafia]

This guy I went on two dates with just delivered an $800 espresso machine to my house because I mentioned how I’ve really been into coffee lately

[soli @solisolsoli]

Oil paintings by Jen Mazza

[amy ⚰️ @Augustadt1]

hot girl fall is basically here, and its my time to shine, babyy

[please, mr. post man @AuntColony]

Far right psychos simply cannot wrap their heads around the fact that most people find it uncomfortable at best to be around someone whose entire life revolves around vitriol and hate for people they don't even know

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Hayao Miyazaki will not be retiring after all.

Studio Ghibli's vice-president has declared that he has already returned to the office with new ideas for a new film.

HE’S STILL COOKING GUYS ‼️