Octavian

The new Caesar

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

If you're not happy single, you won't be happy taken. Happiness comes from accepting the absurdity of repeatedly rolling a boulder up a mountain, not from relationships

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

If by home you mean Egypt, very soon.

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

Motherhood is stressful! @GeneralAntonius these brats are yours too. When are you coming home?

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

I'd add Antony too, but you get the point.

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

You know what?
Screw you, Pompey. Screw you, Lepidus.

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

You know what?
Screw you, Pompey. Screw you, Lepidus.

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

:)

[Hal (they/she) ✨ COMS OPEN ✨ @halmanuut]

Headed to Athens with @GeneralAntonius.
Don't do anything too stupid while we're gone, @AugustusCeez.

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

ew no

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

If you could seduce Octavian, it would make my life a lot easier.

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

Hey @GeneralAntonius , would you mind heading to Athens? The Scythians are rebelling, apparently.

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

You were very much this gross.

[Marcus Junius Brutus @praetor_brutus]

Was I this gross with @SenCaiusCassius ? I guess a part of me is glad we’re dead.

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

Really, Antony? Read the room.

[Marcus Antonius @GeneralAntonius]

i miss my love Cleopatra.. i shall be with you again soon darling! 💕 @HRHCleopatra

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

Tomorrow we feast to celebrate the beginning of #PaxRomana!

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

I mean it's not the first time

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

@TheYoungerOcta1 @AugustusCeez I mean... red hair? Really?

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

I mean, seriously. Killing him would've made it a lot easier for you, just sayin'.

[Marcus Junius Brutus @praetor_brutus]

@SenCaiusCassius was right. We should’ve killed him when we killed Caesar. Good luck, Cleopatra

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

cool

[Marcus Antonius @GeneralAntonius]

@AugustusCeez @TheYoungerOcta1 well simply to keep our alliance strong and that’s it. i will forever love Cleopatra

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

@GeneralAntonius So people are suggesting that I arrange a political marriage between you and @TheYoungerOcta1. Which I normally would never do, because ew. But needs must ig

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

@TheYoungerOcta1 finally joined Twitter!!

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

I mean, fair.

She's dead, though.

[Marcus Antonius @GeneralAntonius]

@AugustusCeez my wife?.... oh! nah i havent checked in with her in a bit but eh ive got someone much better

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

@GeneralAntonius Have you heard from Fulvia lately? You know, your wife?

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

And you are?

[Titinius @TitiniusBro]

Buddy, I'm a ghost. So is your uncle. This ain't it chief.

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

If you hadn't noticed, Rome's doing great. So, you're welcome :)

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

More power than you, impostor Caesar. My son would have been a better ruler than you, but Rome is a disaster anyway. Have fun with your falling state. Antony and I are thriving here in Egypt, thanks to competent ruling from yours truly 😘

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

lmao what power

[Marcus Antonius @GeneralAntonius]

@AugustusCeez hmmmm nah i like the power i have