Cleopatra

Her Royal Highness of Egypt, and queen of your heart 🐍 I’m smarter than you think I am.

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

Motherhood is stressful! @GeneralAntonius these brats are yours too. When are you coming home?

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

@GeneralAntonius I’m pregnant

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

You're so cute when you try to keep up with me intellectually.

[Marcus Antonius @GeneralAntonius]

@HRHCleopatra books!!

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

@Call_me_Casca Absolutely fair

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

If you could seduce Octavian, it would make my life a lot easier.

[Casca @Call_me_Casca]

#single #pleasehelp

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

@GeneralAntonius I don't say this often, but I'm glad we joined forces. You and I are a legendary partnership. With your armies and my everything, I know our dynasty will change history. ♥️

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

In his prime, he truly was one of the only people who could match my wits. Unfortunately, he decided to drink a bunch of stupid juice after he went back to Rome. (Sigh).

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

Funny story... this is how Caesar and I met! Oh, how the time flies.

[World History Encyclopedia @whencyclopedia]

Today in #history: Caesar's Civil War: Battle of Pharsalus: Julius Caesar decisively defeats Pompey at Pharsalus and Pompey flees to Egypt. (48 BCE) #OnThisDay

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

My brother killed Pompey, and Caesar was so annoyed that his victory was stolen that he occupied the palace! I was banished at the time, but I snuck in with that handy carpet and we really hit it off. We spent hours talking about philosophy, strategy, rhetoric...

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

It's #NationalBookLoversDay so shoutout to the place I grew up: the library of Alexandria!! I remember I spent entire days there, reading any book I could get my hands on, hoping someday I could use my intelligence to make a difference in Egypt. Now I can.

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

My darling son Caesarion is getting so grown up! I love how he is Caesar's TRUE heir

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

I'm the first ruler in my dynasty to actually know the language of the people I'm ruling. I'm not sure whether to be ashamed of my family or proud of myself...

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

I'm the queen. Everything I do becomes a trend ;)

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

your tattoos are too cute gurl, snek better be the new trend ♥️

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

Shouldn’t have killed yourself then haha. I mean seriously? Killing yourself just because you were cornered in battle by Octavian and your lover ran on his sword? Couldn’t be me lmao 🐍

[Marcus Junius Brutus @praetor_brutus]

I don’t enjoy being dead.

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

snek 😉

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

@GeneralAntonius I love you in a completely platonic and not at all sexual way. @AugustusCeez my best friend Antony sure will be a great husband to your sister :)

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

Might fuck around and flirt with a eunuch... since I’m single and all :)

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

@GeneralAntonius Marc 😉 you’re 😉 married 😉 to😉 the sister of your greatest political threat 😉why😉 would 😉 you 😉 cheat😉 on 😉 her 😘

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

@GeneralAntonius I wish I could cut out my heart and give it to you, so you would have my love with you always.

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

After much deliberation... I accept that my dear @GeneralAntonius married @TheYoungerOcta1 for political reasons. I mean, cheat on ME? With HER? I can’t believe I even entertained the thought.

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

Ew apparently she’s a widow too?

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

Heard from someone that Octavia is really short... and she has a low voice. Not to MENTION how she walks... and the red hair? I don’t know who I pity more: her for being unattractive, or Antony for being married to her, lmao

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

#egyptiangirlsdoitbetter