Calpurnia Pisonis

“Grief is like the ocean; it comes on waves ebbing and flowing. Sometimes the water is calm, and sometimes it is overwhelming. All we can do is learn to swim.”

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

Yeah I'm surprised about that first point too. But good on you Brutus, you *did* do something right.

[Marcus Junius Brutus @praetor_brutus]

I finally did something right! Congratulations

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

@TitiniusBro @Call_me_Casca So happy for you both. #KindSimps of the day for sure. I'm glad to see Hell is working out for you Casca! Miss you loads! ♥️

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

This is Veronica here. I'm a Pisces. I feel like my "Cal-pun-ia" mission has finally been fufilled.

(Sorry for breaking the weird dead Roman senator roleplay for a second)

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The signs as Shakespeare tropes

Aries: Regicide
Taurus: Miscommunication
Gemini: Double entendres
Cancer: Pirates
Leo: Madness
Virgo: Bad disguises
Libra: Faking your death
Scorpio: Revenge
Sagittarius: The fool
Capricorn: Crossdressing
Aquarius: Homoerotic subtext
Pisces: Puns

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

damn straight

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

I'm the queen. Everything I do becomes a trend ;)

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

your tattoos are too cute gurl, snek better be the new trend ♥️

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

snek 😉

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

He's got the right idea. Rome is NOT great. I'm in Egypt for a REASON.

[Titinius @TitiniusBro]

Buddy, I'm a ghost. So is your uncle. This ain't it chief.

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

Omg you tell me about it gurlfriend. I mean I try ONE TIME to get my dumba** husband to listen to me so he doesn't DIE and I'm the stupid one?

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

@PisoniCalpurnia men, am I right? 🙄

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

Also Titinius is the ultimate Jason

[Casca @Call_me_Casca]

Ok so cal is Eleanor, Brutus is chidi, I’m Tahani, who’s Jason, Michael, and Janet???

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

Too bad ur stuck with me sh*thead

[Marcus Junius Brutus @praetor_brutus]

@Call_me_Casca Not Calpurnia’s soulmate

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

You're like literally Chidi

[Marcus Junius Brutus @praetor_brutus]

My whole life and now death.

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

honestlyyyyy

[Casca @Call_me_Casca]

@PisoniCalpurnia @praetor_brutus

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

Brutus is a total Chidi jajaja

[Casca @Call_me_Casca]

@PisoniCalpurnia There is so much to tell

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

ew no

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

Might make myself emperor, idk.

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

Hell yeah we can, Casca has A LOT of tea for you. The Bad Place and Hell y'know? The whole jazz.

[Marcus Antonius @GeneralAntonius]

@PisoniCalpurnia oh my gods we can have tea tigether again ugh i’m so excited

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

Definitely not but Rome is for losers anyways Egypt is where it's attttttt

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

You're a child. Sure that's a good idea?

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

Fig farming who???? Also Cleopatra and Antony are there it's gonna be lit

[Casca @Call_me_Casca]

@PisoniCalpurnia @PortiaFilia YES GIRL

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

@PortiaFilia @Call_me_Casca Egyptian vacay or?

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

Sounds good @PortiaFilia bet they've never heard of Nilecore lesbians

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

@PisoniCalpurnia It’s pretty good! It never gets cold, and if you get a house on the Nile, you’ll always have fresh water. Watch out for snakes though

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

F off he was my bestie

[Octavian @AugustusCeez]

Sorry to hear about that. I mean, he did kill your husband, but still.

[Calpurnia Pisonis @PisoniCalpurnia]

Nah fam. How's the cottagecore scene in Egypt? I'm looking for a cute cottage to share with P- my cat.

[Cleopatra @HRHCleopatra]

@ Rome: y’all good?