Aujury (mew)

the opinions expressed here are representative of the person whose opinion i last heard

[mad honey @madhoneyband]

Satellite Aphrodite out 9.22. Fold is out now. Huge thanks to @deathwishinc & @SundayDriveRecs for believing in us. xoxo

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@deathwishinc @madhoneyband @SundayDriveRecs LORD yes

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@GadgetTR kinda messed up how your stuff's always good

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@madhoneyband quite frankly the best marketing pitch for an album i've ever seen

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@acidbathlord you are living The Life, my friend

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@madhoneyband oh!!! oh!!!!!!! it's good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yes, officer, i do know that i was going 83 in a 55, however, in my defense, that's the speed i need to go for my tires to hit the grooves in the road at the exact tempo of the song i was humming

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White Guy PSYCHICALLY NEUTRALIZES McDonald's Employees by Ordering Big Mac in PERFECT English

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dropkicking the like button on every piece of collei fan art i see and watching my skin clear

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smashing the like button on every piece of bridget fan art i see and feeling my max HP increase

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i know for a fact i'm too sensitive because when i play an rpg and close out a shopkeeper's inventory without buying anything and they complain "come on, don't waste my time if you're not gonna be buying!" i immediately shout "I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME" at the screen

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@acidbathlord 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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@CowardlyBalrog it's the one I'm gonna point to whenever I need to explain that my target audience for jokes is, first and foremost, myself

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rest in peace margaret cavendish, you would have loved gaia online

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@madhoneyband honestly freaking out at how much honey it is

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@deathpm_twitch hahaha EXACTLY

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cute that netflix thinks that if they prevent me from using my mom's account that i will make my own account instead of just not use netflix anymore

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anyone who makes an installer that doesn't let you opt out of the creation of a desktop shortcut should get the airlock

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i found it. it's Pragmata. thankfully there has been no new information about it in the two years since its announcement

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was trying to remember the name of the Capcom game that was announced a couple years ago and all i could remember about it was that the trailer had an astronaut and the second i hit enter on google i knew that "capcom astronaut" was not going to help me