Performative Normative

i am a small soft man with a bone to fry

[Performative Normative @ToTheWheelhouse]

so much means so much to so many

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damn, that penis goes hard

[Performative Normative @ToTheWheelhouse]

Is Matt Gaetz related to Bill Gates

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*to the tune of slow ride by foghat* no fap

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*with terrible sadness* Fuck it we ball...

[Performative Normative @ToTheWheelhouse]

worms and conditions apply

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anyone have any good guides on how to chat shit without getting banged? asking for a friend

[Performative Normative @ToTheWheelhouse]

anyone have any good guides on how to fuck around without finding out? asking for a friend

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You know I've always been writhe or die

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I'll have an industrial McSlurry™

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I'm suffering from a woke mind virus too... it's called insomnia

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suck on the magic school bus

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A literally cursed version of the song Dancing Queen where the line "having the time of your life" is replaced with "halving the time left in your life"

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my favorite theater writing duo is poggers and hammerstein

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I went to jail once, but I made so much trouble they banned me for life.

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

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I'm starting a new service called the dollar grave club. I'll kill ya - for just a dollar!

*grave not included

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He'll be loling all the way to the ball!

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Who left their goat over here? #NotMyGOAT 😤

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Did you just ASSUME the position???

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The night is young, dumb, and full of cum