Voshee

Short and sweet😎🤙

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Babu Owino message to Goons:

If you are planning to attack Babu Owino or Linda Mwananchi going forward kindly ensure you have an open grave in your village.

Kenyans are sick and tired of goons.

Bila Babu Tabu.
Listen carefully.

[Voshee @AukaClinton]

@WaruiJohn2 Umbwa wewe

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Your woman should address you with a falling intonation.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️⚫️ BREAKING: Leandro Trossard to Besiktas, here we go! Deal approved right now by Belgian winger.

Arsenal receive €18m plus €2m add-ons as #AFC already accepted terms last week.

Trossard will be in Istanbul tomorrow night for medical and contract signing. 🦅

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

You have a car, a good job, and your own place, but somehow a woman with none of those things is out of your league just because she has a big ass.

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Modern day marriages don't last because you've given women too much power.

[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Haha.. Some nigga on here said that a woman asking you for help is not as serious as a man asking you for help.. Dem akikuomba help, ameweka double chance kadhaa zenye zitaingiana ziingiane.. Mwanaume akikuomba help, most of the time, you're the only one he could think of

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Millenials tukubaliane hakuna kupatia mtu advice kama hajakuuliza. Nitakuja kupiga mtu ngumi mimi

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Ukinunua Prado tu hivi ,watu wa Prado Wana kushika unatolewa akili unawekwa mbegu ya maembe .

[Reginald @ginald87]

When her manipulation doesn't work on you she goes to a weaker guy.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

We’ve normalized starting a marriage in debt just to impress people who’ll forget the wedding in a week. Some couples are divorced before they even finish paying for it.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

If you’re dating a woman who’s never bought you a birthday gift or randomly gotten you something, she doesn’t like you. Women spend money on who they like.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Jorge Jesus to become new Portugal head coach, here we go! He’s accepted to take over after Roberto Martínez. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

Jorge Jesus will lead the project for Nations League, Euro 2028 and next World Cup. 🔜

He’s won Saudi Pro League title at Al Nassr this season with Cristiano.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Being nice gets you used. Being respected gets you remembered.

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

I will always Choose rejection over friendzone every time.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

The moment a woman brings up a "favor" you gotta bring up sex, so y'all both uncomfortable now

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Nyinyi ma happily married uwa na shida zingine za upuzi sana. Mtu aku kazie na bado akae kwako? Sisi ‘Single by choice’ uingie kwangu Alafu unikazie? ata kaa ni saa Tisa ya asubuhi unaishia na ujiitie texi

[Voshee @AukaClinton]

@Dr_AustinOmondi Speak fo yourself ndugu.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🤍🖤 OFFICIAL: Álvaro Arbeloa, new Fulham head coach as expected. 🇪🇸