AshTray

My opinions are louder than your neighbours having sex | I’m the neighbourhood aunty your mum warned you about | Left as @icamerarapist, came back as @AuntAgni

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

My Twitter comebacks are like the orgasms of 70% women. FAKE.

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

@thatdarkcoffee I was one month less older than today. Been making cheese at home through lockdown. Check cream cheese, mascarpone and ricotta. CAKEWALK.

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

Adding ‘Survivor’ to my bio after living through the lockdown.

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

Have you ever heard anyone say ‘Happy Diwali to the ones celebrating’? Me neither.

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

Lockdown
Lockdown Dwitiya
Lockdown Tritiya
Lockdown Chutiya

[Aditya Menon @AdityaMenon22]

Pind Tweet

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

Everybody doing ‘Who is more likely’ videos on Instagram right now.

👉🏽👈🏽☝🏽👇🏽👇🏽☝🏽👈🏽👉🏽👆🏽👉🏽👈🏽👇🏽☝🏽👇🏽👈🏽👉🏽☝🏽👇🏽👈🏽☝🏽👇🏽👈🏽☝🏽👉🏽👆🏽👉🏽👈🏽☝🏽👇🏽👈🏽👈🏽👉🏽👈🏽👉🏽👆🏽👈🏽👈🏽☝🏽👇🏽

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

One day we all got mummy ki pitaai without knowing it was the last time we ever did.

[Brad_onema @Bradonema]

RIP to the opportunities we missed because of shyness & low self esteem

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

Celebrate people more when they are around
Celebrate people more when they are around
Celebrate people more when they are around
Celebrate people more when they are around
Celebrate people more when they are around

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

How are you guys managing to say so much? I can barely collect my thoughts and emotions together. #RIPIrrfanKhan

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

Guess the gibberish

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Today was the 4th interaction with CMs. We continued discussions on COVID-19 containing strategy as well as aspects relating to increased usage of technology, reforms and more. https://t.co/xB7pnjmh2P

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

Is it even a desi kitchen if your mom doesn’t have a ‘masale ka dabba’?

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

Everytime I look at someone’s pinned tweet, my brain autoplays “Aaj mere paas retweets hai, likes hai, replies hai. Kya hai tumhare paas?”.

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

@heisenjit anoglaD

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

So finally when the lockdown is over, I will invite you again to stay the fuck away from me.

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

@deephora_ Oh yes, I want things to normalise where I can step out without having to worry but as a lesson, I think I have four essentials in my survival kit.

[Ashu Arora @mainaasmani]

Omelette khaungi
*Flips the omelette*
Bhurji kahungi

[AshTray @AuntAgni]

@hrithik_says Yea, only my anxieties.