Spinster Aunt Diaries

Professional Aunt and Dog Mom. Belligerent #SinglePringle. Progressive Clergy member. Big Fan of Cheese.

[Spinster Aunt Diaries @AuntJME]

@PreachnGeek @RevLizzle “Jesus Tyrone Christ”
Yes, please.
And thank you.

[Spinster Aunt Diaries @AuntJME]

@billprady @SBAList Hey Bill! Reporting that was pretty fun. What else can I take to the principal’s office?

[Spinster Aunt Diaries @AuntJME]

@cathymcmorris What are you going to do about gun violence? Arm teachers? Pass ridiculous laws to make it easier to get a gun? Discount the price of bullets? It’s a massacre out there, Cath. #UlvadeMassacre

[Spinster Aunt Diaries @AuntJME]

@TessaDare Then carry forth, my child. Mama loves you.

[Spinster Aunt Diaries @AuntJME]

@TessaDare I’m a childless pastor. I’d be happy to adopt you so you can recharge and take the high ground in said arguments.

[Spinster Aunt Diaries @AuntJME]

Yelling at racists on Facebook may become my new pre-worship activity. #ShutUpSoHard #BlackLivesMatter

[Spinster Aunt Diaries @AuntJME]

re: Twitter Exodus.
Um, you know that "he" already has your personal information in the database. Regardless of when you leave. The fact that you've been here...posting your Wordle score and wedding pictures...means he has access to it. And I don't think he cares.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan— and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.

[Jack Cocchiarella @JDCocchiarella]

Can Elon Musk buy and destroy Fox News instead?

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

men will literally buy twitter instead of solving world hunger

[Spinster Aunt Diaries @AuntJME]

Saturday, I had a front row seat to a tragic first date at my fav coffeeshop. Today I moved shops and had another first date sit next to me. WTF, Universe? (Also, I'm totally rooting for Couple #2. Good kids; good energy.)

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

a trans woman wearing leggings and reading a critical race theory book could single handedly destroy evangelicalism right now

[Bridget Eileen Rivera @TravelingNun]

Should men who lust after yoga pants serve in ministry?

In my new podcast, I argue that godliness calls for women to flee creepy men, and creepy men to gouge out their eyes.

[Spinster Aunt Diaries @AuntJME]

My church sound tech starts every worship service by testing levels to his fav song, Christopher Cross’s epic “Sailing”. Today, as a special treat, we got “More Than A Woman” by The BeeGees. So, you know, Happy Resurrection, Jesus. #Easter

[Spinster Aunt Diaries @AuntJME]

@CamilleTroxel Ooo, wheeee, grrrrrl. I had a hot take on it from the pulpit today. Still didn't stop us from spending a pretty penny on the stoopid things though...

[Spinster Aunt Diaries @AuntJME]

My worship director draped the cross for Palm Sunday…in red. My Catholic-raised, Anglican-confirmed, Presbyterian-employed worship director chose RED for PALM SUNDAY. #LiturgicalNightmare #PalmSunday

[Spinster Aunt Diaries @AuntJME]

@s_t_gibson Do iiiiiit. 🦜 🪝⛵️🏴‍☠️

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The U.S. Senate confirms Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court, securing her place as the first Black woman on the high court. https://t.co/d5KVZKv4iG

[Spinster Aunt Diaries @AuntJME]

@CamilleTroxel Ironically, I've seen this tweet three times since you've posted. It's better on my phone with the✨("recent") enabled, fwiw.