Aunty Fracker

The original #fracking agony aunt, answering all your fracking questions & highlighting the deceit of those that oppose shale gas on purely ideological grounds

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@FoE_UK_Limited Aunty suspects this is more likely, dear xxx

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Just ignore him @AEYatesLtd dears, he's forever lamenting how he lost his reputation like this xxx

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He is risen: Mike The Redeemer. Follow his gospels at https://t.co/UJHtbH2lDh sweeties xxx

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Just who is that standing by the road in the Anonymous mask, threatening the #fracking workers poppets? He has a familiar look xxx

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I bet he was ever so pleased to get on the TV xxx

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Did anyone else see Mr Blobby at the end of this @BBCNWT film on #fracking protests yesterday dears? xxx https://t.co/yP9iEpFsIr

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Cable ties and rope, dears? Sounds like someone's planning a bondage party xxx #BDSM https://t.co/V31KpvSfQN

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So, dears, what's the betting that @FrackFreeLancs and friends are busy trying to skew this survey in a stunning irony failure? xxx

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Doesn't Gazyer @FrackFreeFylde sound like the Safestyle UK man poppets? xxx https://t.co/tjdHmrAYCJ

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Why are Nigerians worried about oil spills in UK courts @EnergyDesk dears? Oh, I see, it's just your terrible grammar xxx

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Is @wwwfoecouk just another name for kindergarten dears? Only, it seems as though it's just a place where children play dress-up xxx

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Oh my, Aunty thinks @Gayzer_Tarjanyi @FrackFreeFylde needs to brush up on his people skills, don't you dears? xxx https://t.co/bfHBFy5Xcm

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You realise you've crossed a line, don't you @Refracktion @John_Lytham @DefendLytham sweetpea? And that there's no going back now xxx

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https://t.co/V5OBuqH7Nx "Come taste the end, you're mine." Bye Bye Bad Man, JELH, dear xxx

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You know, dears, it seems to me that it is bordering on harassment when someone flags you to your employer just for exercising free speech x

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Will #fracking really be too expensive in the UK, Aunty? https://t.co/cJjD4mHlOM

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There's more on that missing person appeal here poppets. Please share, his village needs him xxx

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Aunty has an urgent appeal xxx

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Good boy @gorillasalad sweetpea xxx

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And yet @PaulMaynardMP dear, protestors try to block #fracking & the economic benefits it could bring to #Blackpool https://t.co/obTq9EBs05