Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby

Mostly nerd stuff, yelling about politics, yelling about my job, yelling about hockey, and noticing random crap

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

@estherbeancat Kitty cuddles are the cure for Covid. Keep doing the good work Esther!

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

Fezzik was meowing at me while I was on a call with a candidate.
Dude asked how old my baby is.

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

Saw a guy get a ticket for smoking in the train station. Then he got on the train and started smoking again.

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

A pigeon just flew into the back of my head 😭

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

Fezzik just hissed himself awake 🙀🥺

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

Joe Biden’s here, messing up plans for dinner before the show.

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

@funkasarusrex 👋🏻

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

Sun’s out, biggun’s out

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

@ctaalert We just got the same “sick employee” announcement almost 30 minutes after this. Why is it taking so long to get this person help?

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

There's like a full highschool class on my flight this evening 😬

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

@funkasarusrex OOF
Didn’t think of that 😬

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

(watching Deep Space 9)
A friend: “Hey, ACAB works for Cardassians too”
My dumb ass: “Assigned Cardassian At Birth?”

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

@estherbeancat How does such a small cat have such a big voice? 🥹

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

So a car hit the curb and flipped upside down right outside my apartment.
Everyone’s uninjured and the two men got out right away, m but damn.

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

Someone just drove down the street blasting “The Chain” and I need that energy.

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

@cta gotta love a train that’s 10 minutes late at rush hour, that has a whole car out of service.

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

Little muffin of a man

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

I thought the cat was being all sweet but he just cropdusted me 😒

[Half Lesbian Half-Cucumber Baby @AuroraMoorealis]

When your bestie has a fancy job with a suite at United Center and takes you to the Blackhawks vs Stars game