The Aussie Seagull

Fighting over chips since time began.

Will do public aerial displays for chips or popcorn

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@WoolwichPigeon We have the numbers

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@b_grace_ward I'm actually glad you didn't tip, that's Gary and Sue from Minnesota, they had gastric surgery last year and don't need the temptation. This is them only 6 months ago

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@kathrynw5 The state of your whole country

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@johnpavlovitz I have realized that from the outside looking in, republicans and democrats are the same. They both spruik nothing but hatred at each other and it doesn't matter which side you're on, the USA is truly fucked.

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@dstiddypop43 Looking from the outside inwards, The problem is that the democrats and republicans are really no different. They both spit nothing but hatred at each other and are too blind to see it. The US is truly fucked

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@Kasie_Elizabeth Be like me, do what you feel like doing always

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@ashlie_weeks I'm sorry this happened, my crew and I will hunt him down, steal his fries, then poop on him from 150ft

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@madbow1 Every day

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Save lives, wear a mask

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@RegMartin9 Copy that

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The next time Barry suggests we do the colour run, remind me to tell him to F off

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In 3 days I have amassed over 50 followers, to celebrate and to thank you all, I have chosen to pluck up the courage and share a nude pic of myself on the bed. Enjoy
#NSFW #Myjunk

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How it started, how it's going

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@KaylaChowShow Desperately seeking herpes

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Lots of unfavourable tweeting about presidents and prime ministers. When we take over the planet soon I hope you give us more love
#Trump #seagulls #BorisJohnson #ScoMo

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@fatnudes I'll drink drainwater if I have to

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@feedmeshrimp

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@Khaph Still not acknowledging that is in fact me in the photo

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Anyone looking to learn Yoga, feel free to DM me. Will teach in exchange for chips
#yoga #seagulls