Stodgy Seagull

I like fries #borb
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[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

I heard you talkin' chips

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

they.....HUNGER

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

THIS IS AMS OUTRAGE! THEY CHANGED SCUTTLE INTO A GANNET?! SQUAWK! SQUAAAAWWWKK!

Scuttle was my favorite character as a floof. How could you ret-con the best seagull character ever?! Disney I am pooping all over Florida for this! #NotMyScuttle

[Disney Animation Promos @DisneyAPromos]

The new trailer for ‘THE LITTLE MERMAID’ is out. #Oscars.

[Tiel Lover 🌻🇺🇦 @tiellover]

Just did the latest Lego parrot kit - Valentine Lovebirds! Very cute. The birds rotate on their stands and the wings can change position. Only 298 pieces, so it's a quick build.

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

Ew I'm seeing ads now in the middle of people's replies now. This place is going to bird sh*t.

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

No they're fish thieves. Dumb Lenny always steal my fish!

[Mark Smith Photography @marktakesphoto]

Pelicans are brave kleptoparasitic birds from the Dino era.

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

All of the first row while you're not looking

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

#begulldocrimes

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

Hmm will have to look for these

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

I like where this is heading

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

Same, but for me it's a territorial thing

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

Even though an eagle tried to eat me once, I will always cheer for #birds over anything else. If two bird teams are fighting, I choose the one least likely to kill me by animal association.

#Eagles #GoBirds 🦅

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

You didn't see anything

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

@krassenstein Oh gawd he's the same age as me? Ew.

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

#begulldocrimes

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

@Gen_Why_Ent @GoodReddit That...that escalated! jeebus!

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

#begulldocrimes

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

This true am beach chicken

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

The audacity

[Nature Is Lit @NatureIs_Lit]

🔥 A bald eagle stunned by this possum

[Stodgy Seagull @feedmeshrimp]

*takes fries anyway*

[Aidan Gull @Aidangull1]

@feedmeshrimp Cong! Go get some anniversary fries! 🍟 (\^v^/)

But not these ones. >v>/) 🍟