Austin Thornton

Here for sports, mostly Gamecocks, Braves and NFL, some news and the occasional Widespread Panic set list.

[Dale Earnhardt Jr. @DaleJr]

Happy birthday to the biggest badass that ever drove a racecar. 🐐

[Austin Thornton @Austin1Thornton]

@ChadBradd_ @DeputySmitty We sold our stadium club lot. It takes 3 hours to get out after a game. Bluff road now

[Austin Thornton @Austin1Thornton]

@AGlobalCitizen @DarkstarEnterp @ThrillaRilla369 Raise your hand if you don't pay your rent or call in work orders👀

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Retweet if you remember the back and forth 🤣

[Austin Thornton @Austin1Thornton]

Should be a weekend starter! @GamecockBSB @b_stone3204

[PG College Baseball @PGCollegeBall]

Brandon Stone (@GamecockBSB) was called on in relief in the 2nd inning and gave his club every chance to get back in the game…large 6-6/240 frame with low release angle gave hitters fits through 7.0 IP, scattering 9 hits, allowing 2 ER, 2 BB with 6 Ks…low-90s boring FB and sweeper combo

[Mike Malagies @MMalagies]

IF YOU SEE THIS ON HOLY SATURDAY (April 4)… watch it ASAP!!👀✝️

[Austin Thornton @Austin1Thornton]

@GamecockBSB @CocaCola Sunday @b_stone3204 !!

[Austin Thornton @Austin1Thornton]

@BarryRoland19 Let me guess. Windows closed, no ventilation and doesn't run any air to save energy?

[Austin Thornton @Austin1Thornton]

The struggle is real

[BarryRoland19 @BarryRoland19]

2022
Tenant: toilets broken
Me: I'll send a plumber over right away! Any other issues?
Tenant: no

2023
Tenant: sink is backing up
Me: I'll send a plumber over right away! Any other issues?
Tenant: no

2024
Tenant: water in bath not draining fast
Me: I'll send a plumber over right away! Any other issues?
Tenant: No

2025-2026:
Tenant: Dear Barry,
I am writing to formally notify you of a serious mold problem in the bathroom my of unit at 1234 Figueroa St, which requires your immediate attention.

The ongoing presence of mold has created unsafe and unhealthy living conditions for my family and me. Members of my family are currently experiencing health symptoms consistent with mold exposure.

As you are aware, landlords are legally required to maintain rental units in habitable condition, and the current condition of the bathroom fails to meet basic habitability standards.

I hope this matter can be resolved quickly and professionally. I expect your prompt response.

Sincerely,
Jimmy

[Ben Portnoy @bportnoy15]

Even Texas A&M cops are having a rough day today

[Austin Thornton @Austin1Thornton]

@YouTubeTV get it together @Disney 🤬

[Rod Dillman @RSDillman]

@YouTubeTV You have less than 24 hours. If this is not resolved by 3 hours before college kickoff tomorrow, you will have an unprecedented stampede of cancellations. Each being a lost revenue stream *and* a person who will actively discourage others from signing up for your product.

[Rahsul faison🔋 @__sul3]

I need everyone to say a prayer for me, that the NCAA does right by me, and blesses me with the opportunity to play this season with my brothers 🙏🏾

[Barstool Gamecocks @Barstool_Cocks]

Video sums up season so far

[ACC Network @accnetwork]

DUKE IS ACC CHAMP GAME BOUND 😈

THE BLUE DEVILS ARE 3-0 VS. UNC THIS SEASON! @DukeMBB

[Shane Beamer @CoachSBeamer]

🤙🏻 🏠

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

RT for a chance to win this Jurickson Profar jersey!

Must be following @Braves, @BravesRetail and @BravesThreads

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

Always good when our guys come home to visit!

@XavierLegette | @Panthers

[Kevin Bilodeau @KevinLive5]

WATCH: Highlights and reaction as @portergaud wins the Holy War with a 34-14 victory over @bishops_fb

@MahoneyQuinn @zdbalog @jammall17 @AmirChisol8 @jacob_mackara

[Austin Thornton @Austin1Thornton]

This ain't it @JDVance . @KamalaHarris has tons to ridicule without catching a young lady in the cross fire

[JD Vance @JDVance]

BREAKING: I have gotten ahold of the full Kamala Harris CNN interview.

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

A woman with 24 years of experience in the housing industry SLAMS Kamala Harris’ Marxist-style housing plan, explaining that while it may sound great on paper, in reality, it is disastrous.