Austin

1X Husband, 1X Girl Dad. I Race Cars Slow And Climb Telephone Poles Fast.. Pretend Racecar Driver, Real Cable Lineman.

[Austin @Austin20997]

@BowTiedYukon There’s a BIG difference between 21 year old strength and 70 year old blue collar, country strength.. I’m a 6.2, 230lb 30y/o but I know a few 65 year olds who could snatch me up and choke me the fuck out before I knew what was happening.. Do not underestimate some old dudes.

[Austin @Austin20997]

@Kenny_Wallace Kenny.. I love you buddy, but I’m not sure I can trust your definition of attractiveness… you’d swoon over a broomstick if it had big boobs 😂

[Austin @Austin20997]

@HazelAppleyard I want everyone, especially those with kids to understand this, if your spouse asks for an open relationship, they already have someone waiting.. I’m sure you all love your spouse, but if this conversation comes up, it’s already over.. Just sign the papers and let them go.

[Austin @Austin20997]

@callmeMEJE Really odd to go 21 years without seeing your birth certificate lol

[Austin @Austin20997]

@S1apSh0es we went from hearing “it’s a new track record” every week, Dale Jr reportedly hit 218mph at a tire test, guys regularly went 210+ at Auto Club/Michigan, The cars were FAST and just a few years later the pole winner wouldn’t hit 184. what they did to Cup cars is fucking criminal.

[Austin @Austin20997]

@RkyMtnBETS @FDSportsbook @FanDuel_Support It’s insane that @FanDuel @FDSportsbook has a team dedicated to “confirming” post race results and that team is too fucking stupid to realize they’re using the broadcasts unofficial results for official outcomes. SVG was never officially 7th, saying otherwise is a blatant lie.

[Austin @Austin20997]

@wobblymami you ever see porn and the dude has a huge dick but the balls of a 12 year old? Shits odd.. I think my whole package looks better when the balls got some hang to them, they sort of compliment the dick. letting anyone see when your balls are cold and shrunk up is nightmare 😂

[Austin @Austin20997]

@JakeMetivier78 @bobpockrass You’re scored under a black flag, it’s more you don’t get credited for that position until you serve your penalty, it’s basically a “pause” on the driver until the pass through is served. the white/black cross means you ignored the penalty and now you’re not scored in the race

[Austin @Austin20997]

@KyleMatovcik I started working at $9hr, 2 years in got a raise, $17hr, $3k a month, but Ca decided that everyone needed $15hr, now $16.90 and businesses can’t afford the raises, so that $2k mortgage isn’t approved and we have to rent a house.. for about $2k a month.. the systems broken..

[Austin @Austin20997]

@MikeNellis As a republican it’s disgusting. School isn’t an option, we force kids to go to school for 7 hours a day, 5 days a week, the absolute MINIMUM we can do is feed them.. $50B is the foreign aid budget this year but we can’t feed our kids? Fuck Off.

[Austin @Austin20997]

@tdohrmann Yeah it looks like the device was a bluetooth speaker that a 16 year old boy had named “bomb”, It doesn’t say if he did it on purpose as a joke or if he just forgot to turn it off but that was the situation.

[Austin @Austin20997]

@JordiCarSeries Reminder, we were a right call away from Paul Tracy winning the 2002 Indianapolis 500..

[Austin @Austin20997]

@dvorstone PRENUP. People act like it’s the ultimate form of disrespect. “you think I’m only with you for money” and it’s not like that. It’s agreeing on the amount of split if a divorce happens. If you divorce, take your split and leave, dont spend years trying to get every fucking penny.

[Austin @Austin20997]

@TheMaleGazer Just a few months ago a girl I work with met my wife, noticed they have similar body types and look similar, she decided to text my work phone saying “Happy Easter!” With a picture of her tits, after an hour no response she says “Omg I’m sorry I didn’t mean to send that” 😭

[Austin @Austin20997]

@DudespostingWs I once sold a great little Camry to a divorced mom, a week later CEL comes on, she asked if I could help for $20. it took 10 mins to find the gasket to the gas cap fell off and caused an evap leak. Used her $20 for a new cap. Im no saint, but it takes so little to be just decent.

[Austin @Austin20997]

@jlucchesi Its insane how some police officers act like they absolutely have to give someone a citation if they’ve pulled them over.. Fun fact, they can absolutely rip that ticket up, apologize and move on, but a huge amount of cops today are narcissists who want power, not law and order.

[Austin @Austin20997]

@NASCARatSK I really hope Dale Jr can offer some mentorship to Brex as he moves up through the ranks. I know Kurt and other drivers will help, but Jr can help him navigate Nascar in a way nobody else can because it’s clear Brexton is gonna get the unfortunate pressure Jr got after Dale died.

[Austin @Austin20997]

@KaplunKiri65050 @Alexsos90046937 @downbadcomment Or you can have your kids then call a doctor who likes to play god and they’ll cut those tubes then cauterize them so only god himself can get your wife pregnant 🤷‍♂️

[Austin @Austin20997]

@Jacobdean1342 Fans hate gimmick racing but reject a track that naturally produces 5 wide racing on restarts, had a surface that made drivers manage tires, had a speed difference of 30+mph from straights to corners, and allowed drivers to build advantages over the guy behind them. Insane.