Elder Buehner

[Edson Martinez  @readyeddy23]

Before you marry someone, make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.

[Edson Martinez  @readyeddy23]

Remember remember the fifth of November Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot #GuyFawkes

[Elder Buehner @AustinBuehner1]

@Smartinpants64 That's beyond amazing.

[Sterling Says @sterlingmcmarti]

Girls be like: Just got out the shower #nomakeup #imugly #selfie #towel #shower #duckface #nofilter #wet #clean #tag

[Elder Buehner @AustinBuehner1]

@readyeddy23 Flip that W and life makes sense.

[Sweaney @Sweanison]

I have the worst Irish accent and people still believe I am from Ireland. 😂

[Sweaney @Sweanison]

The government wants "donations"... You're not a freaking charity. The government is the last people I would give my money to.

[Sterling Says @sterlingmcmarti]

I don't care who you are, you're not a stranger to me.

[Elder Buehner @AustinBuehner1]

Called to serve in the Botswana/Namibia mission!

[Elder Buehner @AustinBuehner1]

Just got my papers! I'm opening them at 6 make it if you can!

[Edson Martinez  @readyeddy23]

People who squirt ketchup on their fries instead of dipping them are not people you need in your life.

[Sterling Says @sterlingmcmarti]

With the recent innovations in the cell phone industry, the need for comfortable toilet seats is rising dramatically.

[Elder Buehner @AustinBuehner1]

@ellers3 My dad called me a slut once or twice in my life. I hope your dad's as sarcastic as mine haha!

[Ellie Carlson @ellers3]

My dad just called me a slut😑

[Elder Buehner @AustinBuehner1]

Why.

[Elder Buehner @AustinBuehner1]

Just watched Pitch Perfect for the first time. Loved it enough to make a tweet.

[C_Hosk_Tradez @C_Hosk102]

@La_leche_Carson you are the the most exalted human being to walk the earth.

[Carson Cloward @La_leche_Carson]

I love @C_Hosk102 @AustinBuehner1 @jensen_tyson @Sweanison League forever. Back in 2.

[Lauren Derrick @LaurenDerrick]

Oh, Jeffrey R. Holland💛

[Elder Buehner @AustinBuehner1]

"There can be no deep disappointment where there is no deep love"
Martin Luther King, Jr.