Austin Conrod

Old and washed up Twitter user

[Austin Conrod @AustinConrod5]

Twitter is basically sparknotes for the bachelorette, I’ve never seen an episode but I’d probably do alright if I had a pop quiz on it

[Greg Huss @OutOfTheVines]

The Cubs signing Nico Hoerner to an extension right now would go so incredibly hard

[Austin Conrod @AustinConrod5]

@_willcompton Saw this commercial in theaters when we went to see Zootopia 2 with the kids, really rude to do to a guy when he’s about to watch Officer Hopps kick ass

[La Gondola Fantasy Football League @LaGondolaFFB]

Playoff field is set!

3 seed @JACKINWHOSBOX vs 6 seed @evola07 with winner taking on 2 seed @AustinConrod5 (BYE)

4 seed @ERobisgreatness vs 5 seed @coach_struck_ with winner taking on 1 seed @tlines2 (BYE)

[La Gondola Fantasy Football League @LaGondolaFFB]

CLINCHED- @AustinConrod5 has locked up a spot in the fantasy playoffs as he looks to go BACK TO BACK and join @tlines2 as the only 2-time winners of La Gondola!

[Austin Conrod @AustinConrod5]

@oonacmccaughan @Return_Of_RB Rico “Eleven” Bosco

[Austin Conrod @AustinConrod5]

@barstoolsports @JACKINWHOSBOX

[La Gondola Fantasy Football League @LaGondolaFFB]

ITS OVER. @AustinConrod5 caps a dominant season with a 1.7 point win in the championship. Heartbreak for @JACKINWHOSBOX who left lots of points on the bench. A team takes on the mentality of their coach, & Gibbs’ Charmin-soft decision to miss two drives for a cheek cut was costly

[La Gondola Fantasy Football League @LaGondolaFFB]

We have three 2-0 teams-

1. Post-rebuild, @AustinConrod5 built a huge stash of early picks, leading to a deep & deadly roster
2. @JACKINWHOSBOX 13th round keeper Nico Collins looking electric
3. @Smyknasty a soft schedule has led to 2 surprising wins from this gritty squad

[La Gondola Fantasy Football League @LaGondolaFFB]

Big things happening this past year for a lot of our league members!

[Austin Conrod @AustinConrod5]

@barstoolcarl Got married here, can attest to this

[Austin Conrod @AustinConrod5]

@barstoolcarl Check out Corleones when you’re there. Can’t go wrong with the sausage pizza bread or hot ham and cheese on garlic bread

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

Giving away 24 Obvious Shirts to 24 lucky winners if Cody Bellinger resigns with The Chicago Cubs.

To enter:
1. Follow @obvious_shirts
2. Like this X
3. Repost this X
#SignCodyBellinger

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

GIVING AWAY A LOT OF TaylorMade Qi10 DRIVERS!! Up to 9!

RT this. Make sure you’re following @TaylorMadeGolf & @ForePlayPod & boom you’re eligible to win ❤️�

[Austin Conrod @AustinConrod5]

@stoolpresidente I didn’t hear a word you said, I was just staring at your suit collar

[Austin Conrod @AustinConrod5]

@JACKINWHOSBOX

[Austin Conrod @AustinConrod5]

What a time to be alive

[Well That’s Carbondale @wellthatscdale]

Solar Bear at Aspen 2015

[Austin Conrod @AustinConrod5]

@barstoolsports I knew @TomScibelli wrote this about himself before I even clicked on it

[Austin Conrod @AustinConrod5]

@TomScibelli I usually start with a nice “So aliens, you believe in them?” and then just roll from there