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[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

The Phillies broadcast was poking fun at the White Sox’s magic wand, and were interrupted by Jacob Gonzalez’s first career home run. 😂

(Via: @JoeBinder)

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Best video I've seen in my life and it's not even close

[surf @surfyLV]

This post going viral healed something inside of me. I thought I was crazy for 2 whole years.

Sincerely, thank you Twitter.

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

The last 48 hours I’ve been walking around saying “dat bih gah” at random moments like a dementia patient

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

TIL Javon Kinlaw uses the word “shit” in place of commas and its awesome

[White Sox on CHSN @CHSN_WhiteSox]

MUNETAKA MURAKAMI HR NO. 20🚨

THE MOST HOME RUNS BY A ROOKIE BEFORE JUNE SINCE 1901 🤯

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

“ Mommy how did daddy get so rich? “

“ He made miracles happen “

[White Sox on CHSN @CHSN_WhiteSox]

raking.

[Zach (ザック) @zachsox]

what a call by Len Kasper

[Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9]

Terrific Tuesday. This morning's sunrise in downtown Chicago. #weather #news #chicago #ilwx

[Simpsons wrestling memes @SimpsonsWWE]

Me: are you pooping?

1 year old toddler….

[Jon Hansen @JonHansenTalks]

Tonight is the last pre-8p sunset until August 9th.

Tomorrow, Chicago starts 89 nights where the sun is up past 8pm and dusk lasts past 8:30p.

While we still gain more daylight incrementally for another 40 days -- these are the glory days, people. Soak it in! Enjoy!

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Don’t know what this hairstyle is called, but it’s always rockets who wear their hair like this. Never seen an ugly chick with this hairstyle

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Imagine sitting courtside at the Garden watching your favorite team win a playoff game, then going back to the hotel and hitting Kylie Jenner raw

[tom stakes @tomstakes]

Dianna Russini’s husband right now 😭

[Wyatt @wyattmetzger99]

Big Cat is just the living answer of “I wonder what would happen if one of my friends won the lottery”

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Gas almost cinco de fucking dollars..

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[chl$ @chelsssseeeea]

Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

JP Morgan: We’re hiring.

Me: