Austinthestripper🌶

[bitchin] eat a salad bitch

[Christian Snow @cgraysnow]

“I have concepts of a plan!”

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Me celebrating the Caesar salad turning 100 today

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Caesar Salad gives tips on living to be 100:

“One pack of Marlboro Reds a week, no more.. no less. Sex, everyday. Staying drama free, and knowing your worth.”

[alex 💭 ⁷ @nothnghppens]

everyone is morphing into charli xcx

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in a promotional image for Death Becomes Her (1992)

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

fuck a fancy restaurant buffalo wild wings is the real diva zone...

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Miley Cyrus stuns in new promotional Spotify video for her Pharrell Williams collaboration, “Doctor (Work It Out).”

[$T. NO @chaoticf4g]

in honor of 10 years of ARTPOP here’s the entirety of ARTPOP Ball Live from Paris 🔵 https://t.co/HCo8VI94wf

[LⱯDY GⱯGⱯ NOW🪞 @ladygaganownet]

We made a little video to celebrate #10YearsOfARTPOP 🔵

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kim Petras dresses up as Cherry Darling for Halloween. 🍒

[sally darr @sallydarr]

y’all think you like these albums but I was 10 years old living in Tennessee

[Austinthestripper🌶 @AustinDykes]

@bigwarmshirt !!

[Austinthestripper🌶 @AustinDykes]

My dead stepdad would be so excited

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The McRib returns to McDonald’s this November.

Select locations only.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.

[Austinthestripper🌶 @AustinDykes]

@emilymaddux Go to bed

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Chappell Roan announces her debut album, ‘The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess,’ releasing September 22.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump‘s firsts:

• First former US president to be impeached twice
• First former US president to be indicted three times
• First former US president to be indicted in a state (1) and federal (2) case
• First former US president to be liable for sexual abuse and deemed a rapist by a jury

[Reba McEntire @reba]

To catch u up to speed, had a good breakfast and then the torture started...

Sent from my iPad

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I've always believed that not all Barbies come from Malibu; sometimes they come from the holler too! In my new book ‘Behind the Seams,’ I share the story of how this cute gingham and fishnets number came to life for my ‘Backwoods Barbie’ album. It made me feel like a real-life country Barbie, and it's one of my favorites! Pre-order ‘Behind The Seams: My Life In Rhinestones’ now 💗 https://t.co/mIW9luuHZ2