Austin H.

tell your cat I say pspsps

[blue @bluewmist]

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

[Ochai Latte @nasimali]

me normally: this country is prohibitively expensive and only gets away with being perceived as good because we have the hitler country right next door

me during international sporting competitions:

[Stone Cold Steve Ostentatious  @JaimsVanDerBeek]

This is a Bret "The Hitman" Hart & chicken tenders appreciation post. Repost if you are a fan of both Bret "The Hitman" Hart & chicken tenders.

[John Chapman @JL_Chapman]

49ers fans going about their day after seeing this

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.

[delaney @delaneyhwill]

sports are actually great for anxious people like why be worried about my job when i can be worried about 23 men who do not know i exist

[𝐒𝐄𝐅𝐀 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐔 | Fan acc 🌊 @FandomPhases]

IM CRYINGAFDDGADFG

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

Well well how the turns have tabled

[morgan ⚡️ @morganbolts]

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life I literally can't stop laughing

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

More of parenting than I expected is sitting lifelessly on the couch from 530-730pm while your children physically and mentally break you

[Steven (っ♡◡♡)っ @stevensarmi]

>the entire system is a psyop by cia
>bitcoin “founders” in Epstein emails
>clawdbot leading to skynet timeline
>aliens are real and live in the oceans
>worlds ending in 2040s
>I still have to pay taxes

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Dear Europeans,
Many American tourists visiting your continent are now saying they’re from Canada, for obvious reasons. Verify by asking 3 simple questions:
- What’s in poutine
- What does “KD” stand for, and
- At what temperature (in Celsius) do shorts become unacceptable?
🇨🇦

[Jack’s Preseason Optimism @TheJuiceTDGuy]

NINERS WIN SLAP HANDS

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

No Fred Warner. No Nick Bosa. No George Kittle. No Ricky Pearsall. No Mykel Williams. No Brandon Aiyuk (fuck you). No problem

[evening @eveningxbt]

if you’re a guy and you’re struggling rn just remember nobody cares and it does get worse from here

[Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo]

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen.

Living the dream.

[Austin H. @AustinHandles]

@SleeperNFL Jeremy Kerley