Austin Evans

he/him👨‍🎓: @Arrowheadschool @UWMadison @SAEWisconsin @USanDiegoLaw 🏟: @packers @Brewers @Padres @SealsLax ⚙️: @CityofSanDiego #TomHomannLaw @badgerboysstate

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@BuschMVP In fact, did not think such. https://t.co/dnfw3n9xQG

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@BrewersRaptor

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@Sparta_Chris @CA_Dem Y’all sent back one of the best referees because of his home country. Your statement about meritocracy is bullshit.

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@CyrtHogg Heard there was a good game of catch earlier.

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@DietCoke_Esq Rumpies

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@dannah__montana Hi 🙋‍♂️

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@Eriball22 Who hurt you?

[Pitchergami @pitchergami]

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨

Jacob Misiorowski just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:

9.0 IP | 1 H | 0 ER | 0 BB | 15 K

PHI @ MIL
That's the 180th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,405+ unique lines on record.

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@elyisum13 I’m getting my elbow ready for donation to him whenever his falls off.

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@Brewers @Jmisiorowski9

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@jakemalasek That tournament was so much fun.

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@DanRShafer There needs to be a Community Notes feature for HOF tweets.

“Readers added some context: This post slaps.”

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@UWBucky_26 @SamKuffelWx

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@UWBucky_26 What happened right after this? Because that looks like a bow echo about to pounce.

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@BrewersRaptor

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@DegenerateTBone 1.5. We’re the only people on the planet capable of helping him, for some creepy and totally not controlling reason.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@PCHate_ @BuschMVP

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@KraftGOAT @treysmackszn

[Erik Ruby @ErikRuby]

Just take him off the team and give him the support he needs for his addiction.

Acting like you can only take care of him if he is on your roster is disingenuous and, frankly, gross.

[Austin Evans @AustinJEvans]

@Wisconsin_fam How is the O/U only 14.5?!