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Austin
@AustinKaustin
Joined February 2013
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Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
It was Albert with the stick in hand. Still shocked by seeing Albert he fainted....
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
But he pinched himself. Nope he thought this is real. Just then Someone came out of the shadows...
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
He woke up or at least he thought so. I must be dreaming, Dave thought...
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
Just as he was approaching him bang the stick knocked into the back of his head and he blacked out....
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
He ran toward Albert but at the same time with caution. His faithful companion was drinking tea.
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
So many questions went through his mind..what is happening?
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
He even pulled out a tea set because of his overconfidence of the rod achieving success
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
Albert was just watching it letting the rod do all of the work
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
The rod flew in different directions blasting everything.
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
Albert and a bone only it was not a bone it was a metal rod. Get it he grunted
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
As the dust was clearing figures emerged. It couldn't be, it was...
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
Shots were firing in the air lasers were flying around he couldn't see anything but dust
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
Pop pop the kernels popped making corn for the aliens to eat. But he heard one word hello?
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
The corn went into his ears and turned rapidly. Oddly enough it did not hurt...
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
Using this device the pulled out his ears only to replace them with corn
#corn
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
Apparently took out of a garbage pile they found in the outer regions of space
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
Said the aliens as they tried to get information off of Dave. Using a devise they....
AustinKaustin
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SpaceCore
@TheSpace_Core
about 14 years ago
RT if you think I am the best at SPAAAAACE!
Austin
@AustinKaustin
over 13 years ago
But know it was just a space illusion so the aliens could trick him into getting space information about various space things
#space
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