Anton Ortez

weaponize the autism

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

@fastnut69 https://t.co/OQYkP4VnJM

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

"I'm doing 5 things, with breathing, at once" - A.O.

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

"he peaked at inception (conception)" - l.s.

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

"is feet deep something? Feet deep?" - l.s.

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

"I'm going to toss in my hat..."
"Towel?"
"Wait, what do I toss in????" - l.s.

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"spiders and worms and bugs are bugs" - l.s.

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

"I can't focus! I'm overwhelmed! By rugs!!!!" - l.s.

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

"Way down yonder in the hoochie coochie" - j.h.

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"I got tropic thunder and pineapple express mixed up. I was waiting for them to go to the jungle" - l.s.

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

"so you're gunna put your makeup bag in my towel?... Err... Suitcase? 🥴" - l.s.

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Being spiderman in Texas would suck... You'd just run ... - b.f.

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"fuck no I didn't eat it. I threw em at cars" - m.m.

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

"hardwired into my laptop, which will soon become a computer" - a.o.

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"to me it was north, because I was driving straight" - l.c.

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

@KremlinRussia_E hey if you decide to fight the US can you nuke Chicago first?

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

"what's a 4473?" - a.o., avid gunnerd

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

"did I tell you about the Broccoli incident?"
"... It was saucy..."
- l.s.

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"oh wow, did he die?" - l.s.

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

"boarder doesn't have an A does it? " - l.s.

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

"what's wrong with it...?" - l.s.