Internal Retard Service

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[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“Car salesmen are right up there with policemen and Adolf Hitler.”

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“Why do they all have horses?” *scrolling through the mounted division*

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“We got stuck in the elevator” - r.d.
“Why?” - r.d.’s person on phone

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“It looks like a 13-year-old girl designed it on Sims” *critiquing houses we can’t afford on Zillow*

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“The sounds of bird dick” #costarica

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“Fucking assholes…literally fucking assholes”

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“It's probably equal to a clinical grade detox”

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“We’re just living in a desert of waffle houses”

[Anton Ortez @AustinOrtez]

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[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“Dude you are a chia pet girl”

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“Bro if I was blind I’d put googly eyes on and wear sunglasses and take them off like:”

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“Go rip a line of coke like an adult”

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“How’d I get into Amazon Japan!?”

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“It looks like a Vincent Van Gogh fever dream”

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“Allergy and anesthesia…that’s a weird combination”

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“Do you want to go to radiant (autism center)?” - l.s.
“I already have that, why do I need more?” - b.f.

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“The Potomac River is full of needles, aids, and gays…you go a few feet under and you’re getting sucked off.”

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“C’mon you fucking retards, I need you to stop TicTac dancing and GET OUT OF THE ROAD.”

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“You can’t waterboard a gift horse in the mouth.”

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“Think of it like a bed and breakfast” *about a B&B…* - j.s.

[Internal Retard Service @fastnut69]

“It’s in my belly” - b.f.
“I can’t see that.” - boarder agent
“Do you want to?” - b.f.