Austin Spomer

Husband / Father / YouTuber / Podcaster

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

She's here, and she's perfect, happy, and healthy. ❤️

I'm officially a daddy to two wonderfully beautiful little girls.

My heart couldn't possibly be more full.
❤️❤️❤️

Born May 11, 2020 at 1:07pm

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

It took the war with Iran to finally wake some Democrats voters up

Democrat voter says “I voted for Kamala Harris and I thought she would be a great president until very recently when I saw her comments about the war in Iran. I'm going to play some clips from before the election and from after the war”

He shows the clips and talks about them but here’s the really important part

He’s seen the Islamic leaders calling to take over America and implement Sharia Law here, he’s seen the Islamic takeover of the UK

Democrat voters are watching Democrats side with the Iran Government and THAT’S what’s really impossible to ignore

“Israel — pulled us into this war. No, they're on the front lines and they were attacked and we were the only country with the guts to step in and do something about it because it's not just Israel that's under attack. Israel's just the first country in the way.

I could show you dozens of clips right now of Islamic preachers in Arabic and English telling us exactly what they want to do, that they want to destroy the United States, destroy Western civilization, and turn us all into the Islamic handmaid's tale.

And Kamala Harris can't even be real about that threat”

If Democrats regain power it’s over. Islam will take over America

[_Trav_A @Trav_A_22]

This is the kind of recklessly American propaganda that I live for

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

@RepAprilDelaney The only thing more terrifying than this idea is that somehow you were elected into your position when, clearly, common sense escapes you.

No one with morals thinks this is a good idea.

[Josh Howerton @howertonjosh]

🚨You are in a PROPAGANDA WAR. Still don't believe me? Give me less than 10 minutes 👇

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

@AdamSchefter @SethWickersham @DVNJr This has to be the situation where everyone thought everyone else was voting for him. It's the only thing that makes sense.

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

@MicBlades21 @sexydexyupdates @Giants This has to be the answer

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

@TruStage, nothing says "we truly care" like constantly receiving term life insurance policy offers on behalf of your father that's been deceased since May. Please stop.

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

One more question; I remember a video of yours about smart lights, and how you made it so they didn't auto shut off, if you manually adjusted the brightness. Would you mind sharing your code for that? I have tried for days and can't figure it out. Wonder if it's my switches.

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

@goldyonice @PierreVLeBrun Honestly, I will only accept Utah Yetis. If they don't go this route, I won't be a fan. It's the coolest option by far.

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

@spotifypodcasts help? Why did this episode not publish?

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

My girls (aged 5&3) called me for the first time, on their own, to let me know they wanted to watch Monday Night Football with me.

I have God's favor!
#LFG #MNF

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

To those that have given up coffee; has your life improved at all? What's it like being sad all the time?

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

*laying down on my back on the floor, stretching, probably unknowingly grunting*

*My 3 year old leans over to my 4 year old*

Paige; "Micah, daddy is hurting himself."

Jess starts laughing, I start laughing... I've never felt so old in my life! 🤣

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

Dear Past Self, I know you're not ready for love or commitment right now, but this one is different. That beautiful woman in front of you, she's about to bring an overabundance of joy and happiness into your life in a way that you could never imagine.

… https://t.co/Ln0QGCNg2z

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

Spring has sprung and so has the chaos in my house! My wife's already planning her gardening projects, my oldest is organizing a lemonade stand, the middle one is practicing her cartwheels, and the youngest doesn't love to sleep through the night. Looks … https://t.co/N5znJLGRvW

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

Baby Boy is officially HERE! Mom and baby are both happy and healthy. Little man is so chill and so cuddly, and fun fact; he has strawberry blonde hair!

I'm now a dad to 3 wonderfully beautiful children. I am so beyond grateful for our many blessings.

… https://t.co/HHY2zTtJZ9

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

Can we start charger-shaming companies that don't include chargers with their products, only USB cables?

Tag the violators.

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

Deek hopes my jobberknoll finds my nab-sack nice and cozy

#HogwartsLegacy

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

Happy 33rd birthday to my stunning, hilarious, and always-with-a-child wife! That's right, always with a child... of genius ideas, gut-busting laughter, and boundless love. Today, we celebrate the woman who brought not only two mini-me's into this world … https://t.co/F70UGmPGuc

[Austin Spomer @AustinSpomer]

@natebargatze Quick question; can you get them to fix the audio? We need less of the auditorium audio and more of your mic audio. The current audio on your special doesn't do your voice justice!