Austin Cobra

the great condo in the sky. created by @manvsparty

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

110 people move to Austin everyday, but 1 cobra moves here and everyone is freaking out #descrimination

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

When I’m not slithering around in heaven, im lurking this Facebook group checking all the shows in missing in Austin https://t.co/ECiPwh7fj3

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

👀 https://t.co/tiHSlU9dDO

[Austin Statesman @statesman]

HAPPENING NOW: There’s a monkey on the loose at San Antonio International Airport, according to reports https://t.co/oUh4dRU4mE

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

Smh https://t.co/rHZIN3368e

[Magic Kingdom Snake @MKSnake]

I’m an annual passholder mind your business https://t.co/FPjQ5DxsN4

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

💔 https://t.co/61g4v4BCsY

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

That would be weird for us to move to East 6th. #KeepAustinWeird #FakeNews https://t.co/6X9Is6gK7Q

[Clavicular Manslaughter @ManVsParty]

You can't get impeached if you destroy the country

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

Even snakes know this is unacceptable https://t.co/woOJzLMjXL

[Bowman Hall @bnhall]

@cohenesque @tomthorntontx

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

So proud of Austin today! Fuck Donald Trump!

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

Can y'all quit comparing her to us, this is insulting to snakes everywhere #VMAs https://t.co/oV2tG784r2

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

Everyone is welcome to buy me a beer https://t.co/XWuGpnHTSS

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

Stay off the major highways 🐍+🚗🚕🚙🚌=💀 https://t.co/rOPkderJFv

[Nile Greenslate III™⚾️🏈🏀🎣 @astronile]

@NeedvilleCobra be careful you don't want to in up like @Austin_Cobra 🐍🔫

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

We outchea 🐍 https://t.co/EJQO8ArdrE

[KXAN News @KXAN_News]

Paging @Austin_Cobra, possible royal relative on the loose in Fort Bend County https://t.co/r2Mf3RjGZ5

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

Fuck Donald Trump!

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

@anna_dene you can follow me at @ManVsParty it's easier not to pretend to be a snake

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

Happy National Snake Day @taylorswift13

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

Tweets still poppin over @ManVsParty hit it up https://t.co/70LhaTFzDg

[HeartbreakSho @DjShoFame]

@Austin_Cobra we miss you Cobra Kai!

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

As someone that has been pursued by many, I understand their plight https://t.co/oHjX8Tc3W2

[David Lundstedt @lump_atx]

Hey .@Austin_Cobra doesn't this whole #PokemonGO thing piss you off?

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

Has it been a year already?

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

Get $15 towards your first ride. Get @fasten and use my invite code: https://t.co/uOqN3Mku88

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

I told all my cousins about Austin, now they're looking for condos too https://t.co/Fows2fXfHJ

[KVUE News @KVUE]

Reports of snakes in and around Austin homes on the rise: https://t.co/xGpxOvmXUK (Viewer submitted photos)

[Austin Cobra @Austin_Cobra]

As a controversial former Austin resident, I think we need to look towards getting rid of the real snakes in town https://t.co/TyMRHY0cBL