Austin Crist

RIP 8/24

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

@CoachSweeneyCMS @RyanFarney3 @CMSStagsFB Are we just going to forget we went to FIVE OVERTIMES on Halloween?!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Toby Keith.

American legend.

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

Jim Harbaugh is not wearing Khaki pants, this could be huge for the Dawgs. #CFPChampionship

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

No real way to back this up with substantive evidence, but this is a perfect example of what happens when you play and live your life with total humility and are non-problematic in society. Talent aside, he deserves all of this cash

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Highest-paid QBs in the NFL in new money average per year:

1. Jalen Hurts: $51M
2. Aaron Rodgers: $49M
3. Kyler Murray: $46.1M
4. Deshaun Watson: $46M
5. Patrick Mahomes: $45M
6. Josh Allen: $43M
T-7. Daniel Jones: $40M
T-7. Matthew Stafford: $40M
T-7. Dak Prescott: $40M

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

Not a single Clydesdale or farming commercial. Disgraceful. #SuperBowl

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

@Lakers

[Tarek Fattal @Tarek_Fattal]

Shaan Vanjani is the team manager for the boys basketball team at Notre Dame in Sherman Oaks. He’s certainly PART of the team, but not necessarily ON the team. However, on senior night, he became the STAR of the team.

Here’s how: https://t.co/YkxNmqMj0T

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

Also, love that the military vehicles in Stranger Things are somehow no match for the pizza delivery van driving away

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

Cannot stand when Eleven takes forever to wipe her nose

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

Oh, oh, oh my GOD

[WeAreBigGuys @WeAreBigGuys]

Block. Of. The. Year. 🤯🙌

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

@mikegolicjr Call the police

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

I hope the NCAA allows athletes to add logos all over their jerseys like they do to cars in NASCAR

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

I miss this team so much

[ESPN Los Angeles @ESPNLosAngeles]

Where were you 19 years ago today when Big Shot Bob @RKHorry hit one of the greatest shots in @Lakers history?

More Lakers talk all day on 710 AM ESPN 📻

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

*Minor Earthquake occurs...

People not from California: “OH MY GOD EARTHQUAKE!!! DID ANYONE FEEL THAT?!”

Me: *frustrated that my weekend nap gets interrupted by an earthquake, gets up and eats a donut, goes back to sleep

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

I one billion percent forgot how fire string cheese is

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

@theonlyChristus To this day, I’ve never burned more calories than I did in one night running around campus playing Humans Vs. Zombies.

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

If you shoulder check someone sitting in an aisle seat on a plane, and you don’t apologize, you should have to choose between:

*Being kicked off of the plane
*Spend the entire flight in the bathroom
*wear the life vest and air mask the entire flight

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

Never thought I’d ever say this, but I miss the smell of spilled beer in a crowded room

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

@Billyhottakes The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

Name something harder to do than pulling off merchandise stickers from Home Goods. I’ll wait.

[Austin Crist @Austin_Crist55]

@benkbturner @badgailabbe Can confirm I have zero cash flow after attending CMC