Toby Keef

My existence is a momentary lapse of reason

[StarBard @StarvelingBard]

Obsession gets a 0/10 from me, "imagine if an attractive woman loved you". I don't find that very scary.

[📁 end0r4 @end0r4_]

#Hacks (2021-2026)
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[EPOPS 🇦🇩🇮🇸 @KONGULOARSTEINN]

guy who changed his name to björn today: i wasn't björn yesterday

[🍒 @dietcherrysmoke]

a blunt would never force trauma

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Me in the criterion closet:

havent seen it
Dont know what that is
Havent seen it
Havent seen it
Too old
Looks boring
Havent seen it

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Talking to someone i just met) youve changed

[wint @dril]

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

her titties make the pain go away that's a perky set

[mau @rllydu]

give a man a drunk cig, he smokes for a night
teach a man to bum a drunk cig, he smokes for a lifetime

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

you ever wear a fit so hard you start acting different

[Naomi ☭✄ || leaving cert. arc @thetransbianest]

how old were you when you realised neil armstrong is gnorts mr alien backwards??

[𝖕𝖆𝖑𝖊 ♡ ‧₊˚ ⋅ @palevariety3719]

White ppl be like “I own that on vinyl 😂”

[arvo färt @arvofart]

Sorry festivalgoers, but the only Cannes I care about are big naturals

[໊ @wynavira]

mondays aren’t that bad once you cannot tell days apart from each other

[alexei @alexeixbt]

nobody coming to save you also implies
no one is coming to stop you

[disha @yzybby]

“i asked chatGPT-” ok well i asked elizabeth fraser from the band Cocteau Twins and she said “✧.*･˳✧༚.*.｡. ⁺˳✧*༚｡.”

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

so sick showing ur passport to get into a bar. hello guard. i am a diplomat from very far away. please beer please please please please beer