Austin

Just a man, no more, no less

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Porky knew

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

As the Geekiverse knows well, today is “Back to the Future II Day”. So let’s do this...

[Austin @Austinbryant96]

I had these as a kid https://t.co/mEUzMNCFEE

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Friend: "Wanna get drunk tonight?"

Me: http://t.co/H3VHjpV5Vo

[Austin @Austinbryant96]

But it would remind us of when nothing really mattered. Out of student loans and tree house loans, we all would take the latter. #21pilots

[Mike Honcho @Tgasmic]

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking

[Austin @Austinbryant96]

@ShelbySRS well it's a good thing it wasn't.

[Austin @Austinbryant96]

@ShelbySRS holy shit, sounds like you were really lucky!

[Austin @Austinbryant96]

@ShelbySRS that's good, what happened?

[Austin @Austinbryant96]

@ShelbySRS you okay?

[vibes @relaxvibes]

For every time I gave a fuck, that fuck, fucked me over.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Teacher: You need to cross multiply

"Which one of you is Multiply"