Wizard of Aus

The sound of the horns says it’s on | @mckaelensomero

[Wizard of Aus @Austinlratliff]

For my pup

[Rear Admiral @RearAdBsBlog]

A sitting member of Congress saying this about the greatest accomplishment in U.S. and, arguably, world history.

Embarrassing.

[Jeff of Troy 🏛️🏺 @starwart1]

The guy who tweeted this just got arrested alongside his brother for rape and sex trafficking 🙂

[Eric @Ericrse37986]

Update: She lost her primary to a 29 year old Democratic Socialist.

[Mike @hammerito]

That’s because my great great grandfather hit him with the blicky

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Not caring about any of your fake moral grandstanding is indeed my choice.

[dr. hell @trevorcrumbo]

what if we cooked and ate this guy

[Naz @nazbowling102]

"Richard Nixon liked pineapples and cottage cheese therefore you need to be ok with the price of food skyrocketing"

Conservatives are impossible to argue with because they think personal advice and meaningless gotchas constitute politics.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Well then, fuck you and your wife.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

“Doubling my taxes won’t help anybody,” says man sitting next to the literal rocket ship he personally owns.

[❄️ Snow 🔻 Himbo ☭ @SnowHimbo]

We are finding YOUR bunker first buddy

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Jimmy Carter sold his peanut farm to avoid any possible appearance of corruption, favoritism, or self-dealing.

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You’re literally richer than King George was

[Moshik Temkin @moshik_temkin]

Ben Sasse is a member of a political party that has done everything it can for decades now to create a political economy in which fewer and fewer Americans can afford to raise a family in comfort, security, and dignity. Talking about candy crush or whatever is pure silliness.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump on Joe Biden (2024): “He has an ability to fall asleep while on camera…in minutes, he’s stone-cold out, and he’s got cameras because he’s the president…You’ll never see me sleeping in front of a camera.”

[Annette Dittert  @annettedittert]

Genuinely do not understand how this is not a bigger story in the US.