Llew

20🌿 -tbh 98% of my tweets are drunk posts and horribly phrased- 18+ only 🍓 follow my priv and IG -@burdockcowboy

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

How it feels to be a twink working in a job/field that’s traditionally dominated by muscular, masculine, conservative straight men

[💚✂️Marie✂️💚 🔻cr: Naruto @riyover]

This could be a interesting commentary on how punk and alt cultures have become so distilled and watered down that they’ve lost their meaning but I know it’s just “woke bad”

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

I hate that in the uk everyone just pretends that all the botched filled lips we see on a daily basis are normal and look good, THEY DONT! YOU LOOK LIKE A CATFISH GRABBED FROM A HOLE IN DEEPEST DARKEST LOUISIANA!!!!

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

“I can’t afford fancy Nike shoes like you, my shoes will fall apart if I wash them it’s the smell of hard work”… no bitch I have one pair of £80 shoes that are falling apart, it’s not the smell of hard work, it’s the smell of you being too lazy to wash your shoes 🙄🙄🙄

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

Ever have parents where everything you say is a personal attack against them? My mother just FREAKED because I asked her to PLEASE wash her shoes bc I can smell her before she enters the room and I can’t have the fan direct anywhere on her because her feet stinks up the house😐

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

@Cat_Headley @CountBinface I got charged £5.50 for a “kinder knickerbocker glory” the other day that was in fact just soft serve ice cream in a plastic cup with regular chocolate sauce in it and a flake😔

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

Using a fan and a dehumidifier together in this uk heatwave 😩😩😩best feeling ever

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

Life not leaving my room and now I’m able to travel by myself to study with people I barely know! So that’s a plus, but still I’m really really terrified rn:(

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

Going half way up the country by myself for a couple days for the first time in a few hours as a recovering agoraphobe with bad anxiety (brought on by a hate crime 6 or so years ago) and I’m so stressed out I feel sick, it’s insane how far I’ve come though I spent 2.5 years of my

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

Idrk why people on TikTok are saying that Sydney Sweeney would be a good Helen of Troy, her valley girl accent/ vocal fry would immediately make me stop watching the godamn movie

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

Black widow spider crawled up my sleeve whilst I was playing COD😬

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

It’s fucking past midnight and I just got bit by a seagull, there was a fledgling just wandering about in the road by a roundabout and I had to move it , I feel bad for moving it but I worry it’ll get hit by a car (probably deliberately)

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

Being a gay man is so exhausting, currently trying to find 100 different ways to censor my feet but in a way that doesn’t ruin my photos so I can post them to IG

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

Like my back don’t move, it’s all stiffness and Minecraft skeleton noises

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

How the fuck do some people even have that much movement in their lower spine, my lumbar spine is virtually fused so everytime I try to twerk I look like my cat trying to cough up a furball😭

[Ryan Dantas @Rzinho_01_]

Só tomar o gin de 10

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

Went back in the closet for so long I forgot how to make good insta posts😪

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

Burdockcowboy on insta if you want to see, I’ll post them soon

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

I need to actually stop working out my glutes, I went to the beach today and one of my friends took some photos of me and my ass was so fat it was actually distracting

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

I would ride Sargent Barnes from Platoon so fucking hard his dick would fall off😩😩😫 seriously I need him so bad

[Llew @Austinshowisms]

No one told me how tall Ukrainians are Jesus Christ, had a conversation with some girls at this event near the sports centre I go to who were only about 15 or so and I shit you not they were a good foot taller than me

[c @cokebeyc]

this is how i see myself from a third person pov in every situation