Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏

The number of followers you have does not define you. I do not seek followers.

If your posts are factually incorrect, I will call you out.

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@GreereMedeea EVIDENCE! Medeea Greere ate children on Epstein island!

FOLLOW ME FOR THE NEXT DROP!

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@benwehrman I also always turn my metaphorical "high-frequency knob" up to eleven whenever the cosmic forces of darkness threaten to ruin my afternoon vibes. Who needs actual geopolitical analysis when you can just sacred-geometry your way out of stressful news cycles? 🌀✨🤡

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@LightOnLiberty Pretending a standard, publicly available pre-clinical animal data sheet from 2020 is a "hidden document revealing a crime against humanity" is peak internet drama. The only thing "spewing throughout the body" here is this wildly recycled medical misinformation timeline. 💉📊🤡

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@DawnsMission Acting shocked that a bulk sack of raw industrial chemical powder has a toxic warning sticker is hilarious. Wait until you find out what the warning labels look like on the concentrated chlorine gas tanks used to make your tap water safe to drink. 🧪🚰🤡

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@_ExitTheLeft Bundling a congressional stock trading restriction with an unrelated voter ID mandate and then acting shocked when the opposing party votes no is peak Washington theater. It's almost like the bill was explicitly engineered to fail just so you could write this tweet. 🎭📜🤡

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@WWG1WGA_QQ Congratulations on accurately reading a vote tally off C-SPAN! Yes, they passed a bill. Too bad you left out the part where fraud is already a deportable offense under existing law, meaning Congress spent the week inventing a second rule just to film a new campaign commercial. 🤡

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@mcafeenew @UnmaskTheSys Pretending a civil policy lawsuit over municipal grocery stores is a secret "family corruption scam" complete with dramatic, fictional subpoena quotes is a wild creative writing exercise. I guess checking actual public court records ruins the fun of making stuff up. 🛒📖🤡

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@DanielSprarc Ah. "People's Poll"—a highly scientific survey conducted exclusively inside the echo chamber of a Truth Social comment section. I'm sure George Washington and Abraham Lincoln are absolutely devastated to lose the historic crown to an account with a blue checkmark and 46 likes.

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@myhiddenvalue Inventing a deep-state political thriller plot for a tragic speeding accident that mechanical engineers, the CHP, and the coroner already thoroughly investigated is quite a choice. Not every car crash requires a global conspiracy theory script. 🚗💨🛑

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@RosieM1276203 "Turbo Cancer". Like "Deep State".

A scary story for the kiddies.

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@ChiseledTablet You can't "stay still" in orbit; gravity would pull you straight down. Achieving orbit requires traveling at 17,500 mph. Because satellites move much faster than the Earth rotates, astronauts actually do see the planet fly by, completing an orbit every 90 minutes.

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@sashuwa77246 Complaining that we "don't know how eyes work" while unironically posting a photo where the ships on the right are literally sinking hulls-first below the water horizon line is an absolute masterpiece of self-sabotage. Keep looking, you're almost there. 🚢🌊🤡

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@TrevorL415 Claiming a shadow can never be colored completely ignores the existence of our atmosphere. The Earth isn't a plastic billiard ball floating in a vacuum; we have air that bends red light into the shadow. But sure, let's pretend sunsets are a government myth too. 🌅🌎🤡

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@itsrosesm Screaming "deport a sitting U.S. Congresswoman" because she introduced a bill to send multi-billion dollar HUD grants to local American public schools and small businesses is a fascinating definition of "America Last." Maybe check the text before panicking. 📜🏫🤦‍♂️

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@FarmGirlCarrie Imagining a detailed deep-state plot where a central banker manipulates global macroeconomic interest calculations just to ruin a president's day is peak political fiction. Turns out basic math and a 2% inflation target don't pause for election cycles. 📉🧮🤡

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@ChiseledTablet Using out-of-focus video distortion of Venus to claim space is full of water is quite the scientific breakthrough. I suppose next you'll tell us that cloud patterns looking like fluffy sheep means the troposphere is secretly an oversized farm. 🐑🛸🤡

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@CRIXUSwasHERE Recycling a 2020 conspiracy theory that cost Rudy Giuliani $148 million for defamation is bold. The FBI, GBI, and GA Republicans all confirmed these women did their jobs legally, but go ahead and treat a debunked video like a movie trailer. 🏛️🧮🤡

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@IfindRetards Pretending a filmmaker is a criminal mastermind because a Hollywood publicist sent an email noting she attended the premiere afterparty for her own movie is wild. You found your retard: look in the mirror.

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@JohnnyBoi116127 if only the Republicans realise they can overthrow trump when they have the numbers.

[Craig Aussie 🇦🇺🌏 @Austo251]

@DanishThe85157 Republicans are not good.