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[Austyn @AustynListon]

FAKE NEWS!!!! The Queen is alive and well!

[Austyn @AustynListon]

@AMCHelps My whole family is having issues with the app today 😩 Please help! Customer service wont respond

[Austyn @AustynListon]

@AskTSA am I allowed to bring acrylic paint in a checked bag?

[Austyn @AustynListon]

@sumarutv You didn’t text me about it????

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

2 of the most powerful people in govt:

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

make them go on Hot Ones

[Caleb Abbott @calebmakesnoise]

His job is beach.

[Cool Girl @Tea_witdre]

And I want cameras up!! Mic them

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

their job is beach

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Do I agree with Mitch McConnell on everything? No.

But is he a human who deserves our respect as he recovers? Hard no.

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

Greta Gerwig pitching Barbie:

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

is it a good thing or a bad thing that our government is being run by gently alive corpses

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

Next week

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

I know he was ass up in the Mojo Dojo Casa House when the sun set

[sarah 🦊 @_look_its_sarah]

trans women have a biological advantage at being hot

[Austyn @AustynListon]

@BrianJMoylan Captain Sandy

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

AHS IS CUNTY AGAIN

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

Being attracted to slightly ugly men really is a disease. I understand my sister.

[laurence 💀 @uncletwirl]

🚨Due to the SAG-AFTRA strike, the ABC sitcom "Che Pasa" starring Che Diaz has stopped filming.

[Austyn @AustynListon]

@wildtiktokss I’m not gonna defend all of Gaston’s actions, but killing the Beast that kidnapped Belle and her dad was not an unreasonable goal considering everything he did

[Austyn @AustynListon]

@Casaraptor Someone get some child blood to Johnny Depp ASAP because he’s rotting in front of our very eyes