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[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

This skit go far!!! 😢🇳🇬

[Dogo M Shettima @ShettimaDogo]

Senegal head coach Pape Thiaw has become widely discussed in America because of a statement he made during a press conference.

Journalist:

“Today, there were very strong winds in the state of New Jersey, and security officials advised members of the delegation not to go outside for your own safety. Why did you go out to perform the prayer?”

Pape Thiaw:

“Is there anything more important than prayer? I do not think that is your concern. You fear the wind, while we fear Allah, the One who created the wind. We came here for a game of entertainment, yet we have forgotten that we were created to worship Allah.

Even if the @FIFAWorldCup World Cup final were being played today and we were one of the finalist teams, we would still go out to perform the Jummah prayer, even if it meant losing the championship.

Do not lecture us about the rituals and obligations of our religion.”

[²³⁄₂₄🐐 @Authent98]

👺👺👺👺Two Legal World, One Flag.

Heavily armed bandits handover body of late kidnapped general for burial https://t.co/LOJXKUvc99

[²³⁄₂₄🐐 @Authent98]

@MikeAgrow 🥺Say the wahala no too much lai dis

[²³⁄₂₄🐐 @Authent98]

@UTD_Seth001 @carras16 Take note. A veteran is speaking.

[Kels @khelszz]

🚨🗣️Sadio Mane on Hakimi calling Morocco “Brazil of Africa” :

“I wonder where he got that information from (laughs).”
“ In my place they are actually called thieves of Africa (laughs).”
“They do not play exciting football to be even called Brazil. They have never produced an exciting talent like Jay Jay Okocha or El Hadji Diouf. Brazil of Africa belongs to either Senegal or Nigeria.”

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Patrice Evra on why Pep Guardiola's silence on Michael Carrick says everything:

“I never really saw Pep publicly praise Carrick, and I think there's a reason for that. I can remember when Amorim arrived at United and Pep said something along the lines of: 'Finally United have a manager with a style of play.' A lot of people took that as a compliment.

Me and a few of my guys looked at each other and said: 'He means a style he can read.' (laughs) And what happened? City beat Amorim's United 3-0. Pep understood what he was looking at. That's the thing with football. People are comfortable with what they understand.

Since Carrick arrived, Pep has barely said a word. Why? Because I don't think he enjoys trying to solve puzzles he can't read. Look at the 2-0 derby. Carrick completely outplayed him. City looked confused. They didn't know when United would press, sit off, speed the game up or slow it down.

And when Pep can't predict what's coming, that's when you know there's a problem. Maybe I'm wrong. But if that derby gets replayed ten times, I'm backing Carrick's United to win more of them than Pep's City. And I think Pep knows that too.”

[²³⁄₂₄🐐 @Authent98]

The sad reality is that u are not better than most of us who support Asiwaju. We are in this together. Even your preferred Gbajue can’t do beta. This is Nigeria - even if Anobi Muhammad were president and Jesus Christ were vice president, they couldn’t change the rotten system.

[²³⁄₂₄🐐 @Authent98]

You and I both know the solution.
Go your way make I go my way.

In football terms, if the tactics aren’t working and the results still aren’t coming, there’s nothing else to do but Here We Go: a new gaffer is on the horizon.

Farulee Kola Oyewo Bybit Folarin Balogun Canada

[²³⁄₂₄🐐 @Authent98]

Asiwaju, afta 3yrs, ya tactics aren’t working. 9ja is bleeding, citizens are crying; food no dey, money no dey, & D nation’s security is in shambles. Irọrun laba nígbà tí adé ayé. Asiwaju, emá ṣe Nigeria bí ẹ o ti ba Nigeria. Ọba tí oje tilú tóro ọmọ aráyé, kò ní gbàgbe ẹ.

[²³⁄₂₄🐐 @Authent98]

Asiwaju, afta 3yrs, ya tactics aren’t working. 9ja is bleeding, citizens are crying; food no dey, money no dey, & D nation’s security is in shambles. Irọrun laba nígbà tí adé ayé. Asiwaju, emá ṣe Nigeria bí ẹ o ti ba Nigeria. Ọba tí oje tilú tóro ọmọ aráyé, kò ní gbàgbe ẹ.

[²³⁄₂₄🐐 @Authent98]

The sad reality is that u are not better than most of us who support Asiwaju. We are in this together. Even your preferred Gbajue can’t do beta. This is Nigeria - even if Anobi Muhammad were president and Jesus Christ were vice president, they couldn’t change the rotten system.

[²³⁄₂₄🐐 @Authent98]

You and I both know the solution.
Go your way make I go my way.

In football terms, if the tactics aren’t working and the results still aren’t coming, there’s nothing else to do but Here We Go: a new gaffer is on the horizon.

Farulee Kola Oyewo Bybit Folarin Balogun Canada

[²³⁄₂₄🐐 @Authent98]

@yabaleftonline Go ahead, make the idiot ya scape🐐

[²³⁄₂₄🐐 @Authent98]

They were bantering D lad - you know that secondary school banter where 3 or 4 friends gang up on just 1 person. Football, Snooker, babu. Table tennis, he no sabi. Even riding a bicycle, the boy no sabi. But ludo? Na oga. I told them to leave the lad, na mummy's boy.

Elon Musk

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The Portugal national team will be provided with the best training base in the US for the World Cup, Palm Beach Gardens, Florida.

The reported reason is Cristiano Ronaldo's immense popularity in the USA, with officials wanting security measures to be as tight as possible. 🇵🇹

[BROCK(fan) @Brockutd]

🚨Andres Iniesta on Paul Scholes:

“One day in La Masia, Rijkaard walked in and said,
‘Today we don’t train, we are going to watch a DVD’.

We sat for 3 hours watching Scholes highlights. It was the best day of my life. I, Xavi, Ronaldinho and a young Messi were in awe of him.

It was then that I decided to call my first-born child Paul (Paolo). He’s 5 now, and every time I look at him, I remember that day in La Masia.”

[Kata @utdshows]

🚨🎙️ Micah Richards on Patrick Dorgu:

🗣️ “But… but seriously, Patrick Dorgu might be the most confusing player Manchester United have signed in years 😭

One minute you’re watching him at left-back thinking, ‘Yeah, he’s definitely not a natural full-back.’

Then he moves to left wing and you’re thinking, ‘Hmm… I’m not sure he’s a natural winger either.’

Then out of nowhere he unleashes a 30-yard rocket into the top corner and drops a 10/10 performance like it’s nothing 😂

I genuinely don’t know what this guy is, he’s too attacking to be a traditional left-back.

He’s not quite polished enough to be a conventional winger, he’s somehow chaotic and effective at the same time.

At this point, I think Dorgu’s actual position is just ‘footballer.’

Stick him on the pitch and let him figure it out.” 😭

[²³⁄₂₄🐐 @Authent98]

@ManUtd Carrick Ball... Cunha, Numero Uno 👏

[²³⁄₂₄🐐 @Authent98]

@yabaleftonline 💯💯