Author Defense Co.

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Unsurprisingly, Shakespeare was acquitted! Thank you to the judge and jury for their time and consideration. #GPSST

[Sir Francis Bacon @baconbelike]

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We're drawing up on the closing statements and final decisions. We can't wait for this whole absurdity to be done and over with. #GPSST

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All is prepared for tomorrow's trial. We can't wait to prove @ShakeySpearey innocent once and for all. #GPSST #GPSShakespeareTrial

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The trial is in just two days. We ask the prosecution: are you ready? #GPSST

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@AuthorDefenseCo One wonders how they focused well enough to write some of the greatest literary works of all time... (2/2) #GPSST

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Certain members of the prosecution can't even focus on the matter at hand for long enough to avoid attacking each other. (1/2) #GPSST

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@Beenjonson1572 Typos abound...

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@datboiwillystan Just because you try to erase your failures doesn't mean they didn't happen. At Author Defense Co, we see everything #GPSST

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Based on recent events, @datboiwillystan clearly could not have written ANYTHING, nonetheless Shakespeare. #GPSST

[Author Defense Co. @AuthorDefenseCo]

To those who claim that the defendant could not have written his own works because of a lack of education, I say to you: get wrecked. #GPSST

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Further evidence has come to light saying that the opinions of civilians aren't relevant to official trials. Thank you for your time. #GPSST

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Thank you all so much for all the support! We are looking froward to unveiling what we've discovered. #GPSST

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@VereInDaHouwz We would appreciate your use of appropriate language throughout the duration of this case. #GPSShakespeareTrial #GPSST

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Welcome! We've defended authors like James Patterson, Stephanie Myers, & Nicholas Sparks. Can't wait to tackle the Shakespeare Case! #GPSST