bleeding throbber

yeeowch!

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

The warm sensation up my back after a risky fart is the favourite part of every Thursday, #mondaymotivation

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

It’s a VR chat and pingers kind of evening

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

The level of wine drunk where I leave hate comments on Instagram poetry is where I am right now

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

Too sad to jerk it. Just laying slappin and dribbling instead.

[insane poses @insaneposes]

ㅤ

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

@JamesMelville Wanking in a single fluid motion

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

When the UK army drafts me I will make the Nuremberg trials look like amateur hour.

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

One beer left.

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

Crank the hog, butter the hog, eat the hog

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

You can’t be on my wavelength I’m on a spectrum

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

I’m a big shitter - a heavy hitter

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

Mashallah brother? Did you mean slay queen?

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

Nihilists must obviously never have experienced an unenthusiastic yet sloppy footjob

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

Born to fuck raised to squeal

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

Sounding awfully gleeful for someone so downtrodden

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

@johnnybnuts Preach it sister

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

Call me jfk with all the sloppy head I get in cars

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

One beer left.

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

Had an apple today my doctors gonna be sooooooooo mad

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

The harvest wasn’t bountiful? I’ll fuckin throat punch you

[bleeding throbber @Autisticmikee]

I’ve been lacking on my cultural appropriation lately, let me go buy a loincloth and set a forest on fire rq