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[Autumn Plumb @Autumin]

Really @Target $150 "value" baby registry welcome kit???? It took me 6 months to finally be able to get one and there was one $2 coupon and this inside...

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You know shit is getting bad when restaurants are charging "market price" for wings.

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I feel like my whole life has become me trying to put frosting on 💩 and tell myself it's cake

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@ThatEricAlper Ben l'oncle Soul

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@ThatEricAlper VCR ❤

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@dog_rates @Trupanion My girl Frenzi, I lost her last May. Miss her every day ❤

[Autumn Plumb @Autumin]

@dog_rates @Trupanion

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@ThatEricAlper https://t.co/bBReQ8VkC5

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@Converse **gives me coupon for percentage off on their website**
Me: tries to buy shoes with coupon
@Converse "oh no, you can't actually use it to buy converse 🤣"

👍

[Autumn Plumb @Autumin]

The word cremains makes me cringe every single time

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@ThatEricAlper Uncle Lucius "Keep the wolves away"

https://t.co/igNTMGLsBa

[Autumn Plumb @Autumin]

@TheWookieeRoars I still have these they just don't have the guns 😕

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

You kids won’t remember this, but back in my day we had to have someone come to our house to tell us what we listened to most on Spotify.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If you start drinking now, Thanksgiving could be a lot of fun.

[Autumn Plumb @Autumin]

Maybe not the best bedtime story

@MyFavMurder @GHardstark @KarenKilgariff

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@BISSELLclean Thank you!! I sent the info

[Autumn Plumb @Autumin]

When I was young my mom would stand in my door at night. All I would see was a black mass. It terrified me. I would tell her about it and she would tell me it was nothing.

I was 30 when she told me it was her.

And people want to know why I have trust issues.

[Autumn Plumb @Autumin]

I survived today.

And so did you.

I call that a win.

[Autumn Plumb @Autumin]

Love yourself all the time

Not just when you're masturbating