Autumn Rupkey

i peel labels of beer bottles. but not like the guy depicted in that dicaprio movie where he asks tom hanks to catch him if he can.

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 12 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 12 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 12 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 12 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

are you almost 30 when the best chaser for tequila is tums?

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

with as much existential dread this generation has, i think all the kids in nightmare on elm street would be popping ambien.

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

5 million NRA members means...
90% of gunowners are not members of the NRA.
98% of Americans are not members of the NRA.
(not a majority) https://t.co/1U4hpSqoJg

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

. @netflix, can you put the original season four of @arresteddev back up so i can compare versions? asking for a friend.

[Mitchell Hurwitz @MitchHurwitz]

Hello. I now have something to tweet about. Unfortunately it's too long for a tweet. Here 'tis as what we used to call a 'note'. https://t.co/j7A6lUWBWS

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

When did it become okay to be more offended by what someone with no power says than by what someone with power does?

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

“gdpr is great and all, but it’s really fucking up my freelance side hustle,” she screamed into the void.

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

holy shit. wild wild country on netflix is blowing my mind. can’t wait to hear a convo from @mikemchargue and @michaelgungor. hint hint.

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

does anyone else predetermine a date in march where you stop scraping ice off your car and just hope the defroster can handle it? asking for a friend.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I told my kids that at their age I had to watch VHS tapes on school safety, and they said “what’s school safety?”

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

@netflix is always asking me if i’m still watching but, never, why i’m still watching.

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

still think white people don’t have culture? try again.

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

👏🏼“wolves” 👏🏼 IS👏🏼“every👏🏼 breath👏🏼 you 👏🏼take”👏🏼

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

tf is this?!? https://t.co/cBPwAh90QJ

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

it’s because we’re not eating at @Applebees, right?

[Autumn Rupkey @AutumnRupkey]

me: THE ANIMATED HORSE IS MAKING ME SAD AGAIN!
Netflix: are you still watching?
me: begrudgingly clicking continue