Autumn Vail

I'm funny. Somebody famous-me.

[Autumn Vail @AutumnVail]

Reality TV, but it’s watching the early 20’s in front of you at the Guardians game. Eye-cheating, screen cheating, obvious 3rd wheel emotional cheating. Here for the game but I’m old Greg at these love games.

[Autumn Vail @AutumnVail]

What if we kissed under Cleveland’s symbolic Gatsby billboard of omnipotent judgment…

[Playhouse Square @playhousesquare]

Favorite part of Playhouse Square? “The kind employees!” #BWYinCLE 🎭

[Autumn Vail @AutumnVail]

@5plinterswerve United we “stand”

[Autumn Vail @AutumnVail]

Joining this Twitter community support group- a chair that my step mom reupholstered looks exactly like #adamlevine in the #HalftimeShow2019 and I’m not alone

[Autumn Vail @AutumnVail]

@nbcsnl @SamHeughan what kid you think of your girl Kate’s Scottish accent?! I thought she crushed!

[Autumn Vail @AutumnVail]

Me: let’s pick a movie to fall asleep to. (Passes out during opening credits)
Next morning, Him: SO THE MAJOR PLOTLINE HOLES OF “JINGLE ALL THE WAY” are as such...

[Autumn Vail @AutumnVail]

My mom bought me a big red sweater for my birthday. And a matching one for my dog. And two more, for her and her dog. We’re getting Santa pictures. 😐🎉 #badpresents

[Autumn Vail @AutumnVail]

It’s almost 2018 & they still haven’t made a movie better than #Zombieland ? Is anyone else even trying? #shame

[Autumn Vail @AutumnVail]

@urbanoutlander Claire b r Fraser!

[Autumn Vail @AutumnVail]

This is how I feel the mini #Droughtlander should have been advertised #outlanderstarz #SamHeughan ☹️😫💚 #scotchontherocks until #1022

[Brian Fallon @brianefallon]

In August '16, Clinton devoted an entire speech to warning how Trump was emboldening hate groups and white supremacists

[Autumn Vail @AutumnVail]

Hey @RobZombie check out @BSBRCLE for fuggin delicious GF & 🌱V grubs. So stoked for the show tonight in #CLE ! ☠️🤘🏽

[Connor Gillies @ConnorGillies]

This is the scene here in #Glasgow as thousands turn out for #Trump ban protest. A sea of placards, chanting and speeches.

[Will Jordan @williamjordann]

Days until achieving MAJORITY disapproval from @Gallup

Reagan: 727
Bush I: 1336
Clinton: 573
Bush II: 1205
Obama: 936

Trump: 8. days.

[Autumn Vail @AutumnVail]

I wonder how @therealdonald_ would react to @POTUS based on accountability and approval rating if this were #TheApprentice 🤔 #yourefired

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

Can't wait for President Trump to call us FAKE NEWS.

You can take our official twitter, but you'll never take our free time!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Badlands National Park posted a basic scientific fact that defied Trump. Now, it's been deleted. Retweet anyway.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I know where she stood. You know where she stood. Such an honor to see her standing with you today. Bigly. #Resistance #WorldWideWomensMarch

[Autumn Vail @AutumnVail]

Hey @POTUS YOU WERE, and always will be, SMALLER. #WomensMarchOnWashington https://t.co/H5CmkSIoCs