Asia

My life & my tweets. Like it? Great! Don't like it? Bye! Coffee addict. Feisty Scorpio. Tattoo enthusiast.

[Asia @Auzzie78]

Classy is when you have a lot of shit to say, but you choose to remain silent in front of fools. #classy

[Asia @Auzzie78]

What's the phone number to @DVLAgovuk as all the ones I managed to find are permanently engaged?

[Asia @Auzzie78]

So at the time when everyone is struggling because of the virus and companies create assistance for their clients Vodafone desides it's a perfect time to increase our monthly bills. Shame on you @VodafoneUK

[Asia @Auzzie78]

Not to brag but I used toilet paper and washed my hands before it was trendy.

[Asia @Auzzie78]

I don't miss calls. I stare at them.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I love when a dickhead cuts me off because he’s in a rush, then I pull up next to him at the same red light.

[Asia @Auzzie78]

Who heard snoring and thought "Yep... that's the letter Z?!

[𝔻𝕒𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕕&𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕗𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕕🌻 @ihoplollipop]

People who wear jeans at home are psychopaths.

[Asia @Auzzie78]

I know right from wrong... Wrong is the fun one.

[Asia @Auzzie78]

It's been a while guys... where are all the cool kids at? #lost

[Asia @Auzzie78]

@AuntiePegg No idea but sounds nasty!

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

You would think since we found a way to keep Cher and Keith Richards alive for 300 years that we would have found a cure for cancer by now.

[Asia @Auzzie78]

@treydayway That's what they call a bad move 😂

[Asia @Auzzie78]

@jcoxwriter No details?!

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

You guys remember Jennifer from Facebook that finished her Christmas shopping in October? Well, she already has her tree down and started a diet.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“What are you up to today?”
“About four chocolates a minute”

[Asia @Auzzie78]

It's amazing how quickly men disappear as soon as you call them out on bullshit #JustSaying

[Asia @Auzzie78]

@ghoast123 I know right?!

[Asia @Auzzie78]

Sometimes I forgive people by forgetting them