The Avant-Garde Traveller

Technosage extraordinaire. The unofficial global leader in avant-garde travel and music. ‘Angry Islander’, according to the British press. I also write books.

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I'VE PUBLISHED A BOOK!!!
It's about my adventures in #Australia and #Nepal, plus a few stories from closer to home.
Available on Amazon Kindle for £4.99

#TravelWriter #Wanderlust

https://t.co/OxqdkHtQzv

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@anon_opin Whadiyatalkinabeet?

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@stats_feed It should be AA - Alba.

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He’s got his headphones on now, presumably watching Cocomelon or Skibidi Toilet, no wonder why he has problems conducting himself in public 🤷‍♂️

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Can the parents of this child on the MV Finlaggan please inform him that:
a) you can’t expect a quiet lounge to be quiet when the announcements are going off, and
b) it’s bad manners to intervene in a quiet conversation between two people when said announcements are going off?

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@AskMichaelTaiwo Brasil 2014

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@Freyaaie Beefheart.

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Hi @coopuk, can you send some fresh fruit and vegetables to your Bowmore shop (PA43 7JN) asap please? Shelves have been like this for about a week now, and I don’t want to get scurvy 👀

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@joe_yer99

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@railLKB Fixed it (to a fair degree).

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@PaulShaww @BetterBusesSPT @GetGlesgaMoving For me, it has to be the Corpy livery… 😊

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@MattJennings337 Chennai to Varanasi, took about 45 hours 🇮🇳

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@CalMac_Updates Ah yes, good call, wouldn’t want to go out in *checks notes* 7-20mph gusts 🤦‍♂️

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@Unsecured_CCTV Pink Floyd - Obscured by Clouds (1972).
Similar vibe.

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@Unsecured_CCTV

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@SpotifyWeird Missed one 👍

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@Unsecured_CCTV Moon cam is back 👍

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@UndisScot Well, I’m no expert, but it looks a wee bit like the church at the top of my street 🤔

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If people are going to talk down the music that I make and put out there with absolutely no regard for commercialism, just love of music, they're going to get a reality call... 😉

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@stickydacat Literally anything by Kraftwerk.

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@anon_opin “We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.”
- Hunter S. Thompson