Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd).

"A Bark a Day Keeps Da Postman Away". American by Birth, DawG By da Grace of GawD. Prez, SWIINE. Smartest Wizards In International News Emissions.

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

Paki Sw1ne telling others to get out of the filth coz she wants it all to herself.

[Ashley Ayala @ARBAyala]

Indians,

I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating.

If you truly possess that vaunted “high IQ,” then use it to restore your own nation.

I’ve seen more intelligence in a dog.

Stop bathing, eating, and sleeping in your own filth.

Normal humans don’t do that.

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

I often feel that u r an eDiot masquerading as a human.

[Sabeer Bhatia @sabeer]

I sometimes feel that India is a dictatorship masquerading as a democracy.

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

WHAT!!! There is all that r*ping going on, and Abhishekji is being denied the opportunity to participate? What is Bhosht Bongol coming to, hain?

[Abhishek Banerjee @abhishekaitc]

A section of the media is reporting that I have sought Central security cover following the attack on me in Sonarpur on the 30th of last month. This claim is entirely baseless and far from the truth.

I have not sought any security cover in the seven days since the attack. The incident occurred under the watch of both the Central and State governments and they must answer serious questions regarding the circumstances surrounding it.

What is even more disturbing is that over the past month, West Bengal has witnessed numerous incidents of rape and other horrific crimes affecting ordinary citizens, many of which have received little or no attention. The safety and security of the people should be the foremost priority of those entrusted with governance.

I urge both the State and Central security agencies to focus on protecting the citizens of West Bengal rather than allowing misinformation and politically motivated narratives to be amplified through sections of the media.

The people deserve safety, accountability and the truth.

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

Have u considered Howling at the full moon? It is much better than your barking, very therapeutic for our species, take it from me.

[Supriya Shrinate @SupriyaShrinate]

🔺राहुल गांधी को हाथरस की पीड़िता से मिलने जाने पर रोका

🔺राहुल गांधी को संभल के पीड़ितों से मिलने जाने पर रोका

🔺राहुल गांधी के मणिपुर जाने में बाधाएँ डालीं

🔺राहुल गांधी को पंजाब के बाढ़ ग्रस्त इलाकों के दौरे से रोका

🔺राहुल गांधी को लखीमपुर के किसानों से मिलने जाने पर रोका

🔺राहुल गांधी की भारत जोड़ो न्याय यात्रा को गुवाहाटी में रोका

🔺विपक्षी सांसदों को संविधान का बचाव करने के लिए गिरफ्तार किया

🔺विपक्ष को महंगाई के ख़िलाफ़ प्रदर्शन करने से रोका

🔺प्रदर्शन के पहले नेताओं को नज़रबंद कर दिया जाता है

🔺NEET पेपर लीक और CBSE OSM गड़बड़ी के ख़िलाफ़ शांतिपूर्ण प्रदर्शन कर रहे NSUI, युवा कांग्रेस और लाखों युवाओं को ना सिर्फ़ रोका पर बर्बरता भी की

🔺बेरोज़गारों के ऊपर नौकरी मांगने और छात्रों के ऊपर पेपर लीक के ख़िलाफ़ प्रदर्शन करने पर लाठियाँ बरसाईं जाती हैं

🔺देश की सबसे होनहार पहलवान बेटियों को प्रदर्शन करने पर ज़मीन पर घसीटा जाता है, बूटों तले रौंद जाता है

🔺ऐसे में किसी को आसानी से अमित शाह की दिल्ली पुलिस प्रदर्शन करने की इजाज़त दे - तो सवाल तो उठेंगे ही

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

Intelligence.

[ʙʜᴀᴛᴜʀᴀ @_Bhatura]

What stops Indian men from dressing up like this?

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

As an honorable dog I protest. Soupie Shi*net gives our feminine population a bad name.

[Supriya Shrinate @SupriyaShrinate]

Are you dumb or delusional?

Just yesterday RBI lowered its GDP growth forecast to 6.6% for the current year. Said oil prices, war & weather risks mount

Petrol past ₹100
Diesel near ₹100
CNG costlier by ₹8
Electricity prices up
Rupee is falling
Net FDI negative
FIIs exiting

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

Really tough when one has nothing useful to do coz one has no skills, at age 50+. Flunked school too.

[Prashant Kanojia @KanojiaPJ]

He can fly Aircraft
He can dive deep into the ocean
He can defeat any of his counterparts in the Parliament in Knockout fight
He can climb Mountains
He can skydive from the plane
He is a trained martial art black belt
He can cook food
He can speak for hours without Teleprompter

Last He could speak to Meloni without translater 🤣

Don't we have the coolest Leader of opposition in India!

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

Maybe the Congress ppl looked hot? Or were emitting too much hot gas? Nice cooling though.

[Arfa Khanum Sherwani @khanumarfa]

Why are water cannons reserved only for Congress protesters?
There were none at the Cockroach Party protest today.
Is the government too wary of a new Gen Z movement to use force, or does it simply not take it seriously?

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

There is a reason for the term "Khali". Means "Empty" u no where.

[Allen Hampton @Hamp_Allen]

If Sikhs are “NOT INDIAN,” then who exactly are they?

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

Absolutely! Noooo problem. In Chechnya only about 50,000 were killed. In Dagestan only a few dozen Christians, Jews etc. Nah! Noooo problem at all. @kamaalkhan jeenius onlee

[KRK @kamaalrkhan]

Even Russia is having 15% Muslims like India. But there is no problem between Muslims and Christians. Because the politicians don’t divide them.

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

Shore ain't Soup-ria Shitate, that 4 shore.

[Supriya Shrinate @SupriyaShrinate]

Only a few days back US Secy of State Marco Rubio had announced that Venezuela President Delcy Eloína Rodríguez Gómez. will visit India to discuss energy issues.

And here she is - on a five-day visit to India - with Modi welcoming her!

Who the hell is running this govt?

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

Hon.(?) MP Sagarika Ghose says her aitc will ENDURE, GROW and emerge EVEN STRONGER. Sounds terrible prognosis. Is there no cure for this disease? My sympathies.

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

Not to mention, anyone not from Mars. Or anyone with IQ above -72.

[🇸🇦Abdulsalam Saleh @abdulslam2017]

Europe’s recognition of Pakistan as a major regional power—whose exports to Europe exceed those of the United States and China combined—is a strategic blow to anyone who harbors hostility toward Islamabad and seeks to isolate it. This economic expansion grants the military and nuclear depth of the Quadrilateral a margin of maneuver that shields it from American blackmail and thwarts Trump’s plans to impose subordination through the chokepoint strategy. For us in the Kingdom, fortifying Pakistan with strong international partnerships reinforces our shared defense line and demonstrates to the public that the alternatives offered by major powers are ready to dismantle any scheme targeting regional sovereignty.

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

Ya! I can't button up my own shirt either. Wait! But dogs don't wear shirts.

[Anu @anushakunmittal]

Hey India,

Shed your egos to realise that the propaganda against Rahul Gandhi was manufactured—either by the CIA or the top Indian corporate ecosystem or RSS.

With India falling on all parameters, who is really benefiting? Ask yourself this question.

Go to his Twtter account, scroll down, and see he is the only leader whose stand has never changed. He understands India like no other. Zero corruption cases. No misogynistic statements ever. Always pro-education and pro-development.

India needs a leader who is not greedy, not a narcissistic, not a misogynist and one who has an excellent track record of speaking truth. He was groomed by boldest Indira, futuristic Rajiv and wisest MMS. He will bring reforms which will benefit India and not A&A.

Let’s bring back our glory.
All you need is shed your egos.

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

Pssst! What exactly is she "High" on?

[Kaja Kallas @kajakallas]

Pakistan’s diplomatic efforts between the U.S. and Iran have helped prevent a return to full-blown war.

The EU is ready to contribute to a sustainable and peaceful resolution.

We bring economic leverage, hard-won nuclear expertise, longstanding relationships with Gulf partners, and direct engagement with Iran itself.

My press remarks with @MIshaqDar50 in Islamabad ↓

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

BREAKING! @kajakallas breaks @LizTruss' record. For stupidity.

[Kaja Kallas @kajakallas]

Pakistan is a major regional power and an important partner for the EU.

Today in Islamabad, I met with Prime Minister @CMShehbaz and Deputy PM and Foreign Minister @MIshaqDar50 for talks on further strengthening EU–Pakistan ties. I also met Chief of Defence Forces Syed Asim Munir in the Army HQ in Rawalpindi.

I commended Pakistan for its key role in facilitating US-Iran talks.

The EU is Pakistan's largest export destination and Pakistan is the world's leading beneficiary of EU trade preferences, the GSP+.

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

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[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

No need 2 wait. Here is the Top Jeenius.
Central Board of Secondary Education
https://t.co/p8tXHc1084 › cbsenew › contact-us
11 May 2026 — CHAIRMAN, CBSE. SH. RAHUL SINGH, IAS CHAIRMAN, Email: chmn-cbse[at]nic ... Dwarka New Delhi - 110077.

[Sci_Enthu @Sci_Enthu]

@Cheekytogeeky @ni5arga I am not saying impossible

But in due time we may learn who are all behind this development

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

Maybe because they are still smarter than u r?

[KarmaWarrior @merovingian_man]

@Cheekytogeeky @ni5arga Lol
I believe him

[Dr. Filed Marshmallow Avarnitah, PhD (Hahvahd). @Avarnitah]

@Cheekytogeeky @ni5arga China executes corrupt and incompetent bureaucrats. Something for Modiji to consider...