JByrd

Cloud security. Opinions are my own. Professional content mixed in with NSFW geekery and heathenism.

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@smartereveryday None in Arkansas

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@Renogy your discord server has been overrun by porn bots. Please fix this.

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@NewRezHQ y'all really don't want me to pay my mortgage, huh?

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@inreGray Am I the only one that saw the thumbnail and thought "cool looking tie fighter stockings"?

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I bought bun length hotdogs. I didn't think I'd need to get hotdog length buns. What is this shrinkage @PepperidgeFarm

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@ijaypod7 @9to5mac Reinstalling the app does nothing. Don’t waste the time. Figured I’d troubleshoot prior to seeing this thread.

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Thank you for that.

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@medus4_cdc I thought Ron Swanson was hugging Jordan Peters.

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@nicolefranq Not being worried about not meeting the entire job description.

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Whoever @ @alexadevs thought of the "whisper mode" on Alexa - thank you.

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@MarktotheFuture @Gothalion Thanks for getting to this before I could.

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@AWSSupport I just noticed when launching a WSP Workspace, it shows as PCoIP during its provisioning in the console. Cancelled and rebuilt twice before letting it finish.

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@nypost Pretty disgusting implications here.

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I'm continuously surprised with the level of frustration trying to work with @citrix. As a customer, I'm actively looking for a replacement to Sharefile. Any suggestions based on experience?

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@Gothalion @Warcraft ... Sigh... I'll see you there

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@motherofgators Best of luck on this years. ;)

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Closing the last of the @WellsFargo accounts I have. It's a "business decision."

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@_wbrodrigues @madebygoogle Let me know if you had any luck. Mine are starting to tell me the same thing now.

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I hate how excited I am over the pan organizer that I just put in my cabinet.

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@JackRhysider @lexfridman @kanyewest "I'mma let you finish. I'mma let you finish."