Average NUFC

Non-leading, unofficial and not at all comprehensive coverage of Newcastle United.

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Gabriel missing the penalty to lose the final is all his karma coming back to bite him.

Lovely stuff. #PSGARS

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Arsenal scoring first is possibly going to make this the worst champions league final in history

Get ready to be bored out of your minds

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Bruno looks like he couldn’t give less of a shit today, hope that’s not a sign that he’s away this summer… #NUFC

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@alanshearer @Arsenal Care enough to reply

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@alanshearer @Arsenal I dunno if they did, most uninspiring, boring team to ever win it is more like it

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I���ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

Arsenal will be the worst team to win the league, bar none.

They’re almost as boring as us.

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Arsenal will be the worst team to win the league in modern history, including Leicester.

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We’re shit and don’t deserve anything from this game, but the officials have been so poor again.

There’s no consistency in their decisions, what a foul and yellow card at one point, is not even a foul at another.

We must have the worst officials in world football. #NUFC

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Poor when conceding first
Poor when scoring first
Poor playing at home
Poor playing away from home
Poor in attack
Poor in defence
Poor in midfield
Poor with creativity
Poor with desire
Poor with effort
Poor with ability
Poor with excitement

I love being a Newcastle fan.

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How is Elanga still starting premier league games?

He does the simple stuff badly, can’t comprehend the complicated stuff, and his major attribute of speed is actually a fantasy. #NUFC

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We are genuinely so boring to watch, how has the team that beat PSG 4-1 descended to this utterly horrendous effort and desire? #NUFC

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So another completely shit half of football and once again it’s Livramento at fault.

Elanga might be the worst player we’ve had at this club in a very long time as well. #NUFC

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If Arsenal do win a trophy this season, they will go down as the most boring, uninspiring team to ever do it.

I watch Newcastle every week and that was still the most boring 45 minutes of football I’ve watched this season.

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@NickDryden1 Not sure that would make it any better though, he’s part of the team overseeing this mess

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They won’t sack Howe and honestly they shouldn’t bother right now. This season is a write off and getting a new manager in now won’t make a difference, it might actually start them off on the wrong foot.

The rest of the results this season don’t matter now. Just wait. #NUFC

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@ADMusgrove They’ve had a whole season, it’s not like they met 2 weeks ago and started from scratch.

Training time might have been limited but to suggest it’s ok because 2 weeks isn’t long has to be some sort of joke?

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@T3AMJ4MZ I meant you’d want a player who intentionally plays shit to lower a fee. I wouldn’t touch anyone in this team if I was any other prem club. Weakest mentality I’ve seen and I’ve seen some shit.

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Livramento has really fallen off recently hasn’t he?
Been complete dogshit #NUFC

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Pope laughing with him as well, you’ve actually gotta laugh at it. You should have the opposite reaction.

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Wissa swapping shirts with the bloke who scored the two goals to beat us.

I’m convinced half of this team done have a full brain between them. Morons. #NUFC

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I’ve been reluctant to say Howe is the problem but how can you say anything else now?

He puts the team out, he makes the tactical decisions. Nobody else.

It might be time. #NUFC