Average NUFC

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

@NUFCThreatLevel We’ve played two shit teams last two games and managed to not really threaten them at all.

Coventry one of the worst I’ve seen and Villa looked leggy and like they didn’t get out of second gear. 5 goals against and 1 for. No positives.

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

@SportingIcons_ @NUFC What do people not understand about this? Just cause Jaissle is bad doesn’t mean Howe was good. It’s complete nonsense, we were shite last season too!

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

@FredDer04981710 I agree, players have been shite. The tactics, formation, and just generally knowing your job/where to be on the pitch seems all over the place though. It’s on everyone, but unfortunately they’re not able to change an entire playing squad as easily.

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

Jaissle in over his head it seems. The players have a lot to answer for, but they don’t seem to know how to play together at all, and that’s on the manager.

That summer window has set us back to before the takeover. #NUFC

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

@NUFCLC I agree these players are shite, recruitment has been terrible. That goes for the manager as well though, players don’t seem to know what they’re doing and that’s all set up.

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

Fernandez-Pardo is absolutely pants ain’t he. How’ve we ended up with no good right winger still? #NUFC

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

@ZambianGooner No club ‘deserves’ to be challenging for the league.
Every club deserves to be able to compete fairly. The rules are currently not fair to all (and breaking them certainly isn’t).
There’s much better ways to go about it.

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

Why’s everyone in uproar about this?

It’s slightly slower and has the feel of an actual ‘anthem’.

Just because we’re shite on the pitch doesn’t mean you have to slate everything the club does. #NUFC

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[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

@cm_nufc Just because one is bad doesn’t mean the other was good.

Howe was only going one way. Change was needed, maybe it was just the wrong change.

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

@pants_boy I think the problem is Jaissle doesn’t seem to have discussed Jaissle ball to his own players

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

@NUFC360 @LiamJKennedy23 Are you who they’re talking about when they mention happy clappers?

We dominated Coventry and STILL managed to find a way to get battered. You can’t seriously be saying this is just one of our “ups and downs”.

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

Wasteful in attack, toothless in midfield, and clueless in defence.

We dominated that game and still got absolutely walked over.

Who decided not to buy any players to fit the system? #NUFC

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

@NUFC If a manager says Murphy and Willock are integral to the squad and they’re still starting games, he might not have a fucking clue what he’s talking about

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

What’s worrying is these players genuinely don’t look capable of creating anything, and on the off chance we do, they have such a lack of ability that they can’t take their chances.

Recruitment starting to look really bad again now… #NUFC

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

Jogging about aimlessly.

No structure to anything.

I hate being sensationalist but Jaissle might just be a bit crap… #NUFC

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

This team is too slow and so cowardly in their play.

Nobody wants to play that pass, always turning back on themselves.

I like Jaissle but one or two good performances all season is fucking worrying. He’s making us worse. #NUFC

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

Lewis Hall there thinking he’s too good to lose the ball, followed by Joelinton not knowing how to control a ball.

This is one of the worst teams in the league and we look clueless. #NUFC

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

Will someone just fucking SHOOT!?

The amount of times we’ve tried that extra bit when there’s no fucking reason to.

This team is so fucking annoying #NUFC

[Average NUFC @AverageNUFC]

Unless we get the next goal pretty soon, this’ll end up 3 or 4-0, maybe with a consolation goal for us towards the end.
The mentality is weak as piss and nobody seems to know what they’re doing. No conviction in anything. #NUFC

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Hilarious really ain’t it. Hilariously predictable. #NUFC