Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

Opinions are my own. Never take me serious. Not here for politics. I like jokes. Part-time underwear model. Operation Egg Salad Veteran. PHD in Food Science.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

What did I learn? Nothing, because I’m an idiot.

I really hope no one takes this serious. 😂

[Dominie 🇺🇸 @price_dominie]

What did I learn? A dress is easier than an insulated rain poncho.

(If you’re going to do dumb stuff, be safe, do it without ammo)

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@CannonLastStand @StarvinLarry D fell and bumped his head.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@peoples_unicorn @AugustLemons JAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@AllThingsCivil @rocketgoblin1 You sound mad bird boy. Why you so mad?

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@Joshua25mm @JackCarrUSA I’m so down! 😂

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@codym1917 @LeonardMJoyner @criticalcivil @somewhatsecserv @price_dominie @NativeTexan_17 @StackEmUpAgain @adambulldawg76 @RealTmDaddy @VikingRobVWO @smfidler78 @absetzer808 He’s getting no hot weather pants, I can tell you that!!! 😂

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@LeonardMJoyner @criticalcivil @somewhatsecserv @price_dominie @NativeTexan_17 @StackEmUpAgain @adambulldawg76 @RealTmDaddy @codym1917 @VikingRobVWO @smfidler78 @absetzer808 I don’t even know what that means. I am a decent guy. 😂

Just because I don’t agree with something doesn’t make me not decent. 😂

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@NativeTexan_17 LMAO! Never delete posts.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@OfAthenry Always wanted one!

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@HardPass4 Damn man! Congrats that’s a huge accomplishment!

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@RW_Actual @SlapLordActual Solid placement!

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

Gotta shave in a couple days. 😢

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@NativeTexan_17 I ordered 12 of them.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@Corgi_actual No I’ll try that!

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@codym1917 @KingObtuse @somewhatsecserv @price_dominie @NativeTexan_17 @StackEmUpAgain @adambulldawg76 @RealTmDaddy @VikingRobVWO @smfidler78 @LeonardMJoyner @absetzer808 You mute me sometimes though! 😂😂😂

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@LondonRiverSFW I know you told me that already. 😂

You gotta sit the one time though. Bring a strawberry pop tart too.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@Corgi_actual I have 3 of those fucking things and still have to shave once a month! 😂

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@KingObtuse @somewhatsecserv @price_dominie @NativeTexan_17 @StackEmUpAgain @adambulldawg76 @RealTmDaddy @codym1917 @VikingRobVWO @smfidler78 @LeonardMJoyner @absetzer808 He could block me and I would still defend him.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@RealMichaelWise I think that one’s literally 0. 😂

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

Had a dream last night where I was attacked by an Anglerfish…. Which I’m pretty sure is impossible.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

Can’t RN… Watching Can’t Hardly Wait.