This turquoise bracelet is my favorite @AveryJoes purchase to date! My outfit needed a POP! Like it always does because I am a secret ninja. Fun fact of the day: Lady ninjas are called Honeytraps #factswithaudra#averyjoes#TheMoreYouKnow#shoplocal
hey uh...*taps mic* PUBLIC EDUCATION IS UNDERFUNDED AND YOU DON’T CARE BECAUSE YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR FRIEND’S CHILDREN GO TO PRIVATE SCHOOL. WE WILL NEVER BE A TOP TEN STATE WITHOUT PROPERLY FUNDING EDUCATION. BUT HEY, OPEN CARRY WAS PASSED SO PEW PEW, AMIRITE?!
Our Myra bags are straight up Mary Poppins bags.
You need somewhere to keep your kids diapers? How about the family dog? Just stick your whole house in there and travel the world!
But really, come see us! We miss you!
#AveryJoes#Yukon#Oklahoma#RoomForYourKeys#AndFurniture
Me: omg what did you put in your mouth?!??!
Me: give it up!!!!
Me: whatever I don't even care anymore
Me: ...
Me: please don't die
Me: ugh... you're probably fine
Keep on Truckin’...Unless you run out of gas, in which case, for the love of God, do NOT HITCHHIKE! That’s how you end up in a ditch! MAKE BETTER CHOICES!
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
#AveryJoes#Yukon#Oklahoma#Route66#Boutique#KeepOnTruckin
Soap for Grammar Police!
Does any of the following sentence ignite a fiery, burning hatred down deep in your soul?
“Billy spoked to me and said that; there over they’re. I think their is too of them. It’s a pretty loose loose sitation really?”
Yeah, we thought so.
FINALLY! Soap for a Man’s Man! If you’ve always dreamt of:
-Rolling around in dirt
-Chopping Down Trees
-Chest Bumping
-Grunting
-Eating Red Meat
-& Growing Ridiculous Amounts of Facial Hair
This might be the soap for you! 😉
#AveryJoes#Yukon#Route66#Oklahoma
I can’t go, I:
-Have to wash my fish
-Am moving to Yemen (😉)
-Need to water my Grandma
-Angered an old Voodoo man and he shrunk my legs.
-Tested positive for DonteWanna Godeitis, it’s very contagious.
-Promised my mom that I’d drive that weird package to Uncle Walter’s house.