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Mom. Music Lover. Grammar Nazi. Shower singer.

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Sometimes I embarrass my teenager by screaming how much I love her or to use a condom in front of her friends.

I fucking forged that kid like the ring at Mordor act like I’m not going to ruin her life by keeping her away from the Heathers and the hot guys with good swimmers.

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When you drive almost two hours to see @TheTimMcGraw and some asshole steals your tickets. 😭😭😭😭

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So what are y’all having for supper?? 😂😂

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How can you tell if a girl is flirting with you?

Definitely asking for myself.

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https://t.co/0rIPbepSuQ

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Ask me how many new Pinterest items I’ve made in the last few days so I don’t have to think. Banana nut bread, blueberry Bundt cake, French macaroons, lemon curd, eggplant parm — help me all I can do is feed everyone.

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I definitely did the over fuck around this morning and had to speed to work. Then found random trash stuck to my shoe in front of my entire class.

I’m. done.

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@traderjo32 Oh no, am I the weirdo?!

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@Xenorye He’s alright.

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A good friend shared this with me and it’s so beautiful. I can’t stop listening to it. https://t.co/AAjTnLJKI2

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@traderjo32 Why can’t I retweet this?!??

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@teeeeriffic I wouldn’t go that far.

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Streaming services are ruining my life. I NEED commercials to get my laundry done.

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❤️❤️ https://t.co/kebsMqnLhd

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@TurnBuckl Okay then :)

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If y’all need a show to watch the new @lawandordertv is AMAZING. @Chris_Meloni is Stabler again and he’s out for blood and I just love him. Feels very different from the old ones - reminds me of @NBCBlacklist

Enjoy 😊

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Men are at their peak hotness level between 40 and 60. This is fact.

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@islandpride808

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@CrownAndJoke They are stupid good. I tried the Dr. Pepper zero and it was ehhhh. But this is 🔥🔥🔥

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Go get this immediately. You’re welcome.